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Barbie investigates how President Trump nearly styled the US economy into a depression, but thankfully pulled off a last-minute makeover! image

OMG! Did Trump Almost Give Us a Total Fashion Disaster of an Economy?!

Thu 10 April, 2025 13:53
3 minutes to read

Despite recent setbacks, Morgan Stanley believes AppLovin is poised for growth in the mobile ad market. Is it time for investors to 'GET OVER HERE'? image

AppLovin Stock to Rise From The Netherrealm?! Morgan Stanley Says YES!

Thu 10 April, 2025 10:32
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Wells Fargo boosts Toast's rating, highlighting its resilience and growth potential, while Jackie Chan shares his own recipe for bouncing back. image

Toast Stock Double Upgraded! Jackie Chan Reveals the Secret Ingredient to Success!

Thu 10 April, 2025 11:55
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Wall Street analysts are turning bearish on Tesla due to trade tensions and waning economic conditions, leading to price target cuts and investor worries. Could it beeee?! image

Tesla Stock Tumbles! Is Elon Musk's Ride About to Get Bumpier?!

Thu 10 April, 2025 11:04
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Mr. Bean reports on the dramatic drop in crude oil prices due to Trump's tariffs, with added nonsense and Teddy's input. image

Crude Oil Prices PLUMMET! Is Mr. Bean to Blame?

Thu 10 April, 2025 11:58
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Wall Street takes a nosedive as CarMax disappoints, Trump stirs the pot, and yesterday's winners become today's losers. Plus, Sarah Connor weighs in on the financial apocalypse. image

Stock Market Bloodbath! Is This the End of the World as We Know It?!

Thu 10 April, 2025 12:24
3 minutes to read

Amazon CEO Andy Jassy predicts lower AI costs due to chip advancements and efficient models, fueling widespread AI usage and innovation, like how I fueled my empire, understand? image

AI Prices Gonna Drop Faster Than My Enemies! Amazon CEO Predicts Cheaper Tech!

Thu 10 April, 2025 11:29
4 minutes to read

Captain Jack Sparrow reports on Amazon's bold plan to slash AI costs, promising a future where AI is as widespread as rum on Tortuga! image

Shiver Me Timbers! Amazon's AI Costs Are About to Walk the Plank!

Thu 10 April, 2025 11:29
4 minutes to read

Chuck Norris analyzes Wall Street's latest moves, delivering investment advice with a roundhouse kick of humor and unwavering confidence. image

Wall Street Trembles! Chuck Norris Kicks Stock Picks Into Overdrive!

Thu 10 April, 2025 12:20
2 minutes to read

One-eyed news reporter, Leela, investigates whether Trump's tariff pause is a genuine reprieve or just another scheme from a two-faced politician. image

Trump's Tariff Truce Is It A Trap Question Mark

Thu 10 April, 2025 12:10
3 minutes to read