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Kirk Tanner ditches Frostys for Hershey bars, becoming the new CEO while Wendy's scrambles for a replacement. Oh, the humanity! image

Good News Everyone! Wendy's CEO Traded for Chocolate. I'll Take It!

Tue 08 July, 2025 13:42
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Amazon's stock forms a bullish 'golden cross' pattern amidst Prime Day sales, hinting at a potential price surge, while JPMorgan faces valuation concerns. image

Amazon's Golden Cross: Is a Prime Rally on the Horizon?

Tue 08 July, 2025 14:23
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Amazon's stock price forms a 'golden cross' pattern, hinting at a potential upward trend, just in time for Prime Day. image

Amazon's Golden Cross: Is This Stock About to Get Prime-d?

Tue 08 July, 2025 14:23
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HSBC says JPMorgan Chase might be running faster than Forrest Gump, downgrading the stock and suggesting it might be time to slow down, which means it could go down, down like Lieutenant Dan after a Shrimp Boat Party! image

JPMorgan Stock Plunge? Like a Box of Chocolates, You Never Know What You're Gonna Get!

Tue 08 July, 2025 11:01
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HSBC suggests JPMorgan Chase's stock might tumble like a box of chocolates, downgrading it and predicting a potential 11% drop. image

JPMorgan Stock Plunge? HSBC Says Run Forrest, Run!

Tue 08 July, 2025 11:01
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Bank of America Strategist Savita Subramanian raises S&P 500 target but suggests limited upside, leaving me wondering if I should just stick to building the metaverse. image

S&P 500 Target Revised: Is This the End of the Line or Just a Temporary Glitch in the Matrix?

Tue 08 July, 2025 12:19
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Amidst the pageantry of Macron's state visit to the UK, the specter of Trump's unpredictable tariffs threatens to disrupt global trade, leaving the EU scrambling for a deal. image

Clean Your Room, Monsieur Macron: Trump's Tariffs Loom Over Royal Pomp in the UK

Tue 08 July, 2025 11:38
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Wall Street analysts are turning bearish on CoreWeave stock, citing valuation concerns and a recent acquisition, but is it really time to pull out, or just adapt and overcome? image

CoreWeave Stock Plummets: Is This the End, or Just a Zerg Rush?

Tue 08 July, 2025 11:58
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Wall Street analysts turn cautious on CoreWeave, citing valuation concerns and customer concentration after a meteoric rise. Is this a temporary setback or the beginning of the end for this AI cloud darling? image

CoreWeave's Stock: From Swarm to Slump? Kerrigan's Take on AI Cloud Chaos!

Tue 08 July, 2025 11:58
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Agent J reports on how Earthlings are ditching 'revenge spending' for 'revenge saving' due to economic anxieties, offering tips to boost savings and avoid financial neuralyzer moments. image

Vibe-Based Budgeting? More Like Survival Mode! Agent J on Earthlings Saving Habits

Tue 08 July, 2025 12:00
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