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President Trump's tariff pause causes market swings and uncertainty, but some orders surge, leaving businesses cautiously optimistic and Peter Griffin wondering if he can still afford his beloved Pawtucket Patriot Ale. image
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Hot Tariffs on Hold! Will My Beer Budget Survive This Trade War Rollercoaster?!

  • Thu 10 April, 2025 16:25
  • 3 minutes to read
Donald Duck reports on Wall Street's jitters as Trump's tariff policies send stocks on a rollercoaster ride, leaving investors wondering if a recession is just around the corner. Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy! image
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Wall Street's Gone Quackers! Is Trump's Trade War Sinking the Market?

  • Thu 10 April, 2025 16:11
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Forrest Gump reports on how President Trump's tariff reversals sparked a stock market rally after Wall Street got the yippies, and Jamie Dimon shared some wisdom. image
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Run Forrest Run From These Tariffs! Did Trump Just Save Us From Economic Bubba Gump Shrimp?

  • Thu 10 April, 2025 16:12
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A massive short squeeze triggered by tariff news led to a historic stock market rally, leaving hedge funds scrambling and tech stocks soaring. Was it real buyers or panic? Find out! image
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Hedge Funds Get Zucked! Epic Short Squeeze Sends Markets to the Moon!

  • Thu 10 April, 2025 16:18
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Kim K. breaks down the recent market swings, channeling her inner Charlie Munger (who?!), and shares her tips for staying glam and financially fabulous. image
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OMG The Stock Market is Like, Totally a Rollercoaster Ride! Are You Ready?!

  • Thu 10 April, 2025 12:30
  • 3 minutes to read
Elon Musk breaks down how new tariffs could send your car insurance premiums soaring, offering (questionable) advice on how to save money. image
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Tariff Trouble! Will Your Car Insurance Rates Hit Ludicrous Speed?

  • Wed 09 April, 2025 13:46
  • 3 minutes to read
Oil prices plummet as Trump's tariffs on China spark market turmoil, overshadowing temporary relief for other nations. image
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Is the Oil Market About to Implode! The Donald Strikes Again!

  • Thu 10 April, 2025 13:43
  • 3 minutes to read
Bear Grylls dives into the choppy waters of Wall Street, navigating tariff turmoil and stock market volatility with his signature survival instincts. From Trump's tariff teeter-totter to the fate of tech giants, find out how to stay alive in this financial jungle! image
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Wall Street Chaos and Tariff Troubles! Can Your Portfolio Survive?

  • Thu 10 April, 2025 13:10
  • 2 minutes to read
Ragnar Lothbrok reports on GM's Factory Zero layoffs, questioning their 'market dynamics' and pondering the fate of electric Hummers. image
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By Odin's Beard! General Motors Sacrifices Workers to the Electric Gods!

  • Thu 10 April, 2025 14:14
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After market turmoil and investor anxiety, a tariff pause (except for China, naturally) sparked a historic market rally, revealing the mysterious 'Trump Put' and leaving Wall Street both relieved and confused. image
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By the Gods! Trump's Market Meddling Triggers Ragnarok-Level Rally!

  • Thu 10 April, 2025 13:13
  • 3 minutes to read

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