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A report on allegations of environmental violations at Elon Musk's xAI data center in Memphis, Tennessee, and the resulting community concerns. image
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Elon Musk's AI Fiasco! Is This Another Witch Hunt?

  • Fri 11 April, 2025 00:17
  • 3 minutes to read
A look at the volatile stock market, China ETFs performance, bank earnings, and the impact of AI on the semiconductor industry. It's HUGE! image
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China ETFs are a DISASTER! Are Banks Next?

  • Fri 11 April, 2025 00:03
  • 3 minutes to read
A turbulent week in the stock market sees major indices swinging, Chinese ETFs feeling the tariff heat, and a look at what's next for banks, manufacturing, chips, and even Harley-Davidson. Buckle up, Chief's got your breakdown. image
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Did Someone Say Dip? Stocks Take a Dive, But Are They Down For The Count?!

  • Fri 11 April, 2025 00:03
  • 3 minutes to read
The US slaps sanctions on Iranian oil networks, including a Chinese terminal, just before crucial talks. Is this chaos, or just the opening act? image
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Why So Serious About Oil?! Trump's Sanctions on Iran Get a Clown's Commentary!

  • Thu 10 April, 2025 23:29
  • 2 minutes to read
The Supreme Court ruled on the case of Kilmar Abrego Garcia, who was wrongly deported to El Salvador, ordering the Trump administration to facilitate his return, with a slight adjustment to the wording of the initial order. image
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Supreme Court Slaps Down Trump Era Deportation! Justice Prevails or is it Just a Trap?!

  • Fri 11 April, 2025 00:27
  • 3 minutes to read
Costco's strong March sales and ability to navigate tariffs make it a solid investment in an uncertain economy. Oh behave! image
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Costco is Groovy Baby! Why This Retail Giant is a Must-Have in Your Portfolio Yeah!

  • Thu 10 April, 2025 19:25
  • 3 minutes to read
Will Smith, your financial guru from Bel-Air, breaks down the bond market chaos, tariffs, and how to keep your Benjamins safe and sound. image
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Yo, Is Your Money Makin' Moves Like Carlton at a Rave?! Bond Market Drama Explained!

  • Thu 10 April, 2025 20:12
  • 3 minutes to read
Amazon CEO Andy Jassy hints at potential price increases due to Trump-era tariffs, leaving this gato concerned for the future of affordable catnip! image
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Amazon Prices to Skyrocket?! Puss in Boots Investigates!

  • Thu 10 April, 2025 14:47
  • 3 minutes to read
A tragic helicopter crash in the Hudson River claims six lives, leaving New York in mourning and raising serious questions about the safety of sightseeing tours. image
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Helicopter Disaster in the Hudson! Is This the End of New York's High-Flying Dreams?!

  • Thu 10 April, 2025 22:22
  • 3 minutes to read
Tesla's stock takes a wild ride amid tariff turmoil, leaving investors dizzy and short sellers laughing all the way to the bank. Looks like someone needs a drink! image
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Tesla Stock Plunges! Is Elon Musk Finally Toast?!

  • Thu 10 April, 2025 20:20
  • 2 minutes to read

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