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Cristiano Ronaldo reacts to the recent dip in restaurant stocks due to tariff fears, with a pinch of humor and a lot of self-love. image

Restaurant Stocks CRUMBLE! Is This the End of My Nando's?

Mon 07 April, 2025 16:14
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Lionel Messi humorously analyzes the S&P 500's potential support level at its 200-week moving average, drawing parallels between market volatility and his own career highs and lows. image

Will the S and P 500 CRASH like my Penalty Kicks Sometimes Do?!

Mon 07 April, 2025 15:51
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Forrest Gump reports on how Treasury yields are doin' a jig while Trump's tariffs stir up a whole mess o' trouble, makin' folks wonder if the economy's gonna end up like a box of chocolates. image

Trump Tariffs Got Me Runnin' Like the Wind! What Happens Next?

Mon 07 April, 2025 14:11
3 minutes to read

An American woman finds happiness and financial freedom teaching in Oman, proving that sometimes, disconnecting is the best connection. image

Escape the Zuck! How Living Abroad Can Seriously Upgrade Your Life!

Mon 07 April, 2025 13:00
2 minutes to read

Ted Christie resigns as CEO of Spirit Airlines amidst bankruptcy recovery, leaving a leadership vacuum and questions about the future of the budget carrier. image

Spirit Airlines CEO Steps Down! Is This a Sign of the Apocalypse?

Mon 07 April, 2025 13:46
4 minutes to read

Nintendo announces the Switch 2 with enhanced features and a higher price tag, but tariff delays loom. image

Nintendo's New Switch 2 Is Here! Are You Ready to Evolve?

Mon 07 April, 2025 13:00
2 minutes to read

Agent J reports on the economic turmoil caused by new tariffs, potential market crashes, and expert opinions, all while keeping an eye out for alien shenanigans. image

Is the Economy About to Get Neuralyzed?! Stock Market Rollercoaster Incoming!

Mon 07 April, 2025 14:08
2 minutes to read

Global bond yields plummet amidst tariff announcements and stock market volatility, as investors scramble for safe havens. Is this a temporary blip or a sign of deeper economic trouble? image

Shaken, Not Stirred: Are Global Bond Yields Signaling the End of the World as We Know It?!

Mon 07 April, 2025 13:39
3 minutes to read

Wall Street strategists are running around like chickens with their heads cut off, slashing their S&P 500 targets faster than I can eat a box of donuts! Time to panic buy donuts… I mean, gold! image

Doh! Is the Stock Market Going to Zero?!

Mon 07 April, 2025 13:14
3 minutes to read

A flash survey reveals CEO fears of recession, inflation, and job losses following President Trump's tariff announcements, with many questioning the logic and long-term benefits of the policy. image

Trump's Tariff Tantrums Spark CEO Inferno! Is a Recession the Main Course?

Mon 07 April, 2025 14:26
2 minutes to read