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Like a roller coaster at Krustyland, the stock market's been wild! Experts say don't bail out, or you might miss the sweet, sweet bounce back. Mmm, bounce back... image

Doh! Stocks Go Up and Down Like My Pants at a Duff Factory! Should I Panic?

Mon 07 April, 2025 20:50
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Gordon Ramsay skewers the Real ID chaos, urging Americans to get their act together before May 7th or face his wrath…and airport security! image

Real ID Deadline Madness Are You an Idiot Sandwich?!

Mon 07 April, 2025 20:52
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Gordon Ramsay sounds the alarm on the upcoming Real ID deadline, urging US flyers to get their act together before May 7th or face the consequences! image

Bloody Hell! Are YOU Prepared for the REAL ID Apocalypse?! Don't Be an Idiot Sandwich!

Mon 07 April, 2025 20:52
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Chief Justice Roberts halts deportation of a Maryland man to El Salvador after a conceded 'administrative error' by the Trump administration. image

Did Trump's Admin Mess Up Big Time? Supreme Court Steps In! Fo Shizzle!

Mon 07 April, 2025 20:24
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Wonder Woman reports on after-hours trading: Healthcare stocks soar on Trump-era policy revival, while Levi Strauss flexes its denim muscles, and other companies experience mixed fortunes. image

Trump Card Played in After-Hours Trading! Is the Market Healing or Just Masking Symptoms?

Mon 07 April, 2025 21:28
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Geralt of Rivia investigates the recent oil price plunge, tariff tantrums, and whether we should all be stockpiling dimeritium bombs. image

Tariffs and Tribulations! Is the World About to End... Again?

Mon 07 April, 2025 18:48
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A grizzled billionaire's take on the recent market volatility, potential tariff pauses, and how he plans to exploit the chaos for personal gain! Excellent! image

Smithers Bring Me My Market Manipulation Monocle! Is the Stock Market Finally Mine for the Taking?!

Mon 07 April, 2025 18:15
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Ken Fisher says Trump's tariffs are 'stupid' and will fail, potentially setting the stage for a stock market rebound. Ay, caramba! image

Eat My Shorts Tariffs! Billionaire Says Trump's Trade War is a Total Doh-ver!

Mon 07 April, 2025 18:44
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Recent market drops due to tariff introductions are causing investors to rethink their strategies, but financial advisors recommend sticking to a well-thought-out plan. Yeah, baby, yeah! image

Are Your Investments in Danger?! Tariffs Threaten Your 401(k) Groovy Baby!

Mon 07 April, 2025 20:05
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Yo, check it! Mizuho says the tariff drama's got some stocks lookin' real good, like a fresh pair of Jordans on sale. Time to get your investment groove on! image

Tariffgeddon?! Will These Stocks Save Your Bank Account From Going POOF!

Mon 07 April, 2025 19:58
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