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Ripley's take on Wall Street's latest calls: Nvidia's macro woes, Amazon's AI dreams, and whether you should trust a word these 'experts' say. image

Wall Street's Wild Ride! Buy, Sell, or Hide Under the Table?!

Fri 11 April, 2025 12:13
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A wizard's eye view of Wall Street's recent analyst calls, from booming biotechs to stumbling shipbuilders. Prepare for a journey! image

Fool of a Took! Wall Street's Wild Ride! Is Your Portfolio Ready?!

Fri 11 April, 2025 12:13
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Zelda reports on JPMorgan Chase's surprisingly robust Q1 earnings, despite economic uncertainties that even Ganon would envy! image

JPMorgan Chase Just Did WHAT?! You Won't Believe These Profits!

Fri 11 April, 2025 12:23
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Mario here, reporting on JPMorgan Chase's surprisingly good earnings, but even Jamie Dimon is worried about the scary economic monsters lurking! image

Itsa Me, JPMorgan! Mario Reports on HUGE Profits! But is Trouble Brewing?

Fri 11 April, 2025 12:23
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Borat investigates the best credit cards with 0% interest, finding ways for you to make Kazakh money without even working! image

Is Credit Card Da?! You Get Free Money With These Cards!?

Thu 10 April, 2025 16:14
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Despite growing tensions between the US and both the EU and China, analysts doubt a quick alliance between the EU and China due to economic competition and fundamental differences, but some shifts in rhetoric and potential for closer ties are emerging. image

EU and China: Are They Really Gonna Be Besties?! Wubba Lubba Dub-Dub!

Fri 11 April, 2025 10:15
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Despite a temporary tariff pause, Apple faces significant challenges due to its reliance on Chinese supply chains and potential price hikes. The future of iPhones hangs in the balance. Hasta la vista, baby? image

Apple's Judgment Day? Trump Tariffs Threaten iPhone Apocalypse!

Fri 11 April, 2025 07:59
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KeyCorp CEO Chris Gorman believes new U.S. tariffs will lead to reshoring, bringing more business and activity back to the States, while also hoping for balanced regulations. image

Yo Adrian, They're Bringing the Jobs Back Home! Tariffs and Reshoring What's the Deal?!

Thu 10 April, 2025 23:08
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Asmongold breaks down JPMorgan Chase's first-quarter earnings, Trump's tariff policies, and the looming recession fears. Will we all be living in a dumpster soon? image

Is the Economy Doomed!?! JPMorgan's Earnings Report Reveals All!

Fri 11 April, 2025 04:01
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Even AI darling Nvidia faces headwinds! Will slowing GPU sales and trade tensions stop the gains? I'm giving away a few GPUs to celebrate... or mourn! image

NVIDIA Stock CRASHING! Giving Away FREE GPUs To Subscribers?!

Fri 11 April, 2025 10:13
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