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Leela's take on the recent stock market roller coaster caused by tariff tantrums, potential trade wars, and whether we should all start hoarding Nuka-Cola. image
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Good News Everyone Stock Market Doomsday or Just Another Tuesday!?

  • Tue 08 April, 2025 15:36
  • 5 minutes to read
A deep dive into how Trump's tariff policies are causing stock market jitters, raising recession fears, and what it all means for your pocket. image
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Red Pill or Blue Pill? Trump's Tariffs Trigger Stock Market Meltdown!

  • Tue 08 April, 2025 15:36
  • 3 minutes to read
Duke Nukem weighs in on the Federal Reserve's decision not to cut interest rates and what it means for your hard-earned cash. Spoiler alert it ain't pretty. image
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Interest Rate Apocalypse Now Stock Market Doom Predicted!

  • Tue 08 April, 2025 21:19
  • 2 minutes to read
Daenerys Targaryen reports on the Federal Reserve's decision not to lower interest rates and its potential impact on the S&P 500, with a healthy dose of dragonfire and political satire. image
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Winter is Coming... to the Stock Market! Will the Fed Save Us?!

  • Tue 08 April, 2025 21:19
  • 3 minutes to read
A federal judge ruled against the White House's attempt to bar Associated Press journalists from secure spaces, citing First Amendment violations. Is this a win for free press or just a temporary setback? image
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Trump's Media Ban Backfires Big Time! Judge Slaps Down White House!

  • Tue 08 April, 2025 22:11
  • 3 minutes to read
A federal judge ruled against the White House's decision to restrict Associated Press journalists' access to secure spaces, citing First Amendment concerns, leading to a temporary stay pending a potential appeal. image
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Trump's Media Blackout FAILS! Judge Slaps Down White House Over AP Ban!

  • Tue 08 April, 2025 22:11
  • 4 minutes to read
Market turmoil triggered by tariff wars allows Microsoft to reclaim its crown as Apple's dependence on China takes a hit, echoing past adventures where fortunes quickly turned. image
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Apple Loses the Ark! Microsoft Steals World's Most Valuable Company Title Again!

  • Tue 08 April, 2025 20:51
  • 3 minutes to read
Tesla CEO Elon Musk and former Trump advisor Peter Navarro are in a heated public spat over tariffs, as Tesla's stock faces significant losses. Could this be the end of the world as we know it? image
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Elon Musk Calls Top Trump Advisor 'Dumber Than a Sack of Bricks' and Tesla Stock Plummets! EH, WHAT'S UP, DOC?

  • Tue 08 April, 2025 21:18
  • 2 minutes to read
MJ breaks down the oil market's nosedive due to Trump's tariffs, OPEC's moves, and whether it's time to invest like a champion. image
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Trump's Tariffs Tanking Oil Prices! Is This My Chance to Buy the Bulls?

  • Tue 08 April, 2025 19:02
  • 2 minutes to read
Dom Toretto breaks down how to use tax-loss harvesting to protect your family's financial future during stock market turbulence. image
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Family Protect Your Fortune Tax Loss Harvesting Secrets Revealed!

  • Tue 08 April, 2025 18:38
  • 3 minutes to read

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