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Trade tensions between the U.S. and China are escalating, leading to lowered growth forecasts for China's GDP. Can Spidey save the global economy? image
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China's Economy Taking a Dive! Blame Game Escalates!

  • Wed 09 April, 2025 03:07
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Bobby Axelrod analyzes Trump's latest tariff blitzkrieg, dissecting the winners, the losers, and whether your investments can survive the fallout. Hint: invest in Axe Capital. image
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Trump Just Nuked Global Trade! Is Your Portfolio Safe?!

  • Wed 09 April, 2025 04:16
  • 3 minutes to read
President Trump slaps hefty tariffs on imports from 86 countries, sending markets into a tailspin and leaving everyone wondering if this is the beginning of the end (or just another Tuesday). image
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Tariff Insanity! Is Trump About to Nuke the Economy?!

  • Wed 09 April, 2025 04:16
  • 3 minutes to read
A deep dive into the recent market volatility, tariff impacts, and potential investment strategies, as seen through the eyes of Gotham's resident vigilante. image
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Is The Stock Market Going To Explode?! Gotham's Dark Knight Investigates!

  • Tue 08 April, 2025 23:54
  • 3 minutes to read
A Sith Lord's analysis of the recent market downturn, Apple's struggles, and the looming threat of tariffs. The market's weakness is disturbing. image
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Have the Markets Fallen to the Dark Side!?

  • Tue 08 April, 2025 23:54
  • 2 minutes to read
Acting IRS Commissioner Resigns Over Data-Sharing Deal with ICE, Raising Privacy Concerns and Sparking Controversy! image
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IRS Scandal! Is Your Tax Data Safe?! Barbie Investigates!

  • Wed 09 April, 2025 02:06
  • 3 minutes to read
Geralt of Rivia reports on the stock market's wild ride, blaming Trump's tariffs and a generally stupid market for the chaos. image
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Is the Market Dumber Than a Drowner?! Trump's Tariffs Wreak Havoc!

  • Tue 08 April, 2025 22:36
  • 3 minutes to read
Tony Montana reports on the FDA layoffs, questioning the impact on public health and the sanity of slashing critical training programs. image
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FDA Gutted Like a Fish! Who's Gonna Keep These Docs Straight Now?!

  • Tue 08 April, 2025 21:02
  • 3 minutes to read
Captain Jack Sparrow reports on the financial seas: Trump's tariffs may cause inflation, slow economic growth, and keep the Federal Reserve at bay until 2026, according to Morgan Stanley. Is this the end of the world as we know it, or just another Tuesday? image
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Trump's Tariffs Sink the Dollar! Is the Rum Gone Too?

  • Tue 08 April, 2025 21:02
  • 3 minutes to read
President Trump signs executive orders to boost domestic coal production in response to rising electricity demands from artificial intelligence, aiming to revitalize the coal industry despite environmental concerns and competition from natural gas and renewables. image
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Trump Supercharges Coal Mining with AI Demand! Is the Black Gold Rush Back?

  • Tue 08 April, 2025 21:07
  • 2 minutes to read

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