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France bets big on Eutelsat to challenge Starlink's dominance in the satellite broadband biz. Will they succeed, or is it just another 'hold on to your head' moment? image

Yabba Dabba Doo! Can France's Eutelsat REALLY Catch Up to Starlink?

Sun 29 June, 2025 06:08
4 minutes to read

The U.S. Senate narrowly passed a key procedural vote on a massive spending package, setting the stage for a final showdown and potential fireworks before the July 4th deadline. image

Hold On To Your Stars and Stripes! Senate Showdown Over Trump's 'Big, Beautiful Bill'

Sun 29 June, 2025 03:55
2 minutes to read

Like a perfectly timed pass, the markets shrugged off Middle East tensions to achieve record highs, buoyed by cooling energy prices and whispers of interest rate cuts. Even I, Messi, couldn't have dribbled through that much uncertainty! image

GOOOOOOOOAL! Markets Score Record Highs Despite Geopolitical Fouls

Sat 28 June, 2025 20:28
3 minutes to read

Even the Cheeseburger President can't outrun justice in this defamation case – NY Five still comin' for that treasure! image

Shishishi! Trump Tries to Escape Defamation Island, But the Judge Says NO! Gear 4th... LAW!

Sat 28 June, 2025 21:14
3 minutes to read

Professor Farnsworth dissects Elon Musk's latest claims of autonomous driving, highlighting the usual exaggerations and the actual state of self-driving technology. image

Good News Everyone! Tesla Makes First Driverless Car Delivery (But Don't Get Too Excited)

Sat 28 June, 2025 20:51
2 minutes to read

A look at the Senate's proposed tax bill, filled with twists, turns, and enough numbers to make even a theoretical physicist's head spin. image

E=MC-Ouch! Senate's "Big, Beautiful Bill" a Taxing Affair

Sat 28 June, 2025 21:51
3 minutes to read

Peter Griffin reports on the Senate's massive bill, packed with tax cuts, debt ceiling increases, and weird stuff about whale hunting. It's gonna be legen...wait for it...dary! image

Giggity! Congress Tries to Pass a 'Big, Beautiful Bill' Before My Beer Gets Warm!

Sat 28 June, 2025 19:57
3 minutes to read

Jeffrey Bland, the 'father of functional medicine,' shares his daily practices for preventing disease and living a purposeful life, reminding us to take responsibility for our own well-being and find meaning beyond ourselves. image

Clean Your Room, and Prevent Disease: Functional Medicine's Father on Daily Habits for a Meaningful, Healthy Life

Sat 28 June, 2025 15:00
5 minutes to read

Representative Don Bacon's planned retirement sparks a fierce battle for his Nebraska seat, potentially shifting the balance of power in the House. image

Bacon Bits Crumble: Nebraska Republican to Exit Congress, Democrats Salivate

Sat 28 June, 2025 15:50
3 minutes to read

Diana Prince investigates whether paying for laundry services is a heroic financial decision or a villainous budget buster. Spoiler alert: the truth is more powerful than a speeding bullet! image

Is Kryptonite Laundry Eating Your Savings? Wonder Woman's Guide to Outsourcing Chores!

Sat 28 June, 2025 13:00
3 minutes to read