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Cartman analyzes the battle between Elon Musk's Starlink and Amazon's Project Kuiper, filled with government deals, backstabbing, and potential favoritism. image

Screw You Guys I'm Launching My Own Satellites! Amazon vs Starlink Who Will Win?!

Wed 09 April, 2025 18:05
3 minutes to read

Treasury yields surge despite recession fears, leaving investors and the White House scrambling. Will the hunter become the hunted? image

Bond Market Chaos! Is This the End of Safe Haven Investments?!

Wed 09 April, 2025 18:03
2 minutes to read

Businesses fear Trump's latest tariffs could lead to abandoned goods at ports, with some importers considering halting shipments. Is this the end of global trade as we know it? image

Abandon Ship! Will Trump's Tariffs Leave Businesses Adrift?

Wed 09 April, 2025 17:56
4 minutes to read

Gandalf reports on Bitcoin's sudden spike following Trump's tariff announcement, pondering the cryptocurrency's role in these turbulent economic times. image

A Tariff Pause! Has Bitcoin Found Its Precious?

Wed 09 April, 2025 18:27
3 minutes to read

2B analyzes Jim Cramer's Investing Club report, finding glimmers of hope amidst economic warfare, while questioning the very nature of market sentience. Resistance is futile...or is it? image

Machines React Positively to Market Volatility! Humanity Doomed?

Wed 09 April, 2025 16:26
5 minutes to read

Naruto Uzumaki reports on how Walmart is dodging tariff kunai from China and Vietnam, impacting their profits and leaving everyone scratching their heads like they're trying to figure out a Shadow Clone Jutsu! image

Believe It! Walmart's in a Real Rasengan of Trouble Thanks to These Tariffs!

Wed 09 April, 2025 15:31
2 minutes to read

Your girl Poki breaks down Sam's Club's HUGE expansion plans – new stores, remodels, and a whole lot of BULK! image

Sam's Club is Doubling Down and Going ALL OUT! Can Costco Even Compete?!

Wed 09 April, 2025 14:37
2 minutes to read

Pokimane reacts to Sam's Club's ambitious expansion plans, bringing you the inside scoop with a sprinkle of humor and a dash of 'poki-wisdom.' Get ready for more warehouse adventures! image

Sam's Club Doubling Down! Are We Ready for More Bulk Buys?

Wed 09 April, 2025 14:37
3 minutes to read

A Bank of America analysis reveals that U.S. tech companies like Apple and Dell, with significant manufacturing in China, are facing increased risk due to escalating trade tensions between the U.S. and China. image

Tech Giants in a Sticky Wicket! Are Apple and Dell Facing a China Trade War Bouncer?

Wed 09 April, 2025 15:56
3 minutes to read

Cristiano Ronaldo reports on Canada's retaliatory tariffs on US-made vehicles and auto parts, adding his unique flair and concerns about his own luxury car collection. image

Siiii! Canada Slaps Tariffs on US Cars! Is My Garage Safe?

Wed 09 April, 2025 13:56
3 minutes to read