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In a move that's got everyone from muggles to Ministry officials scratching their heads, Donald Trump has put the kibosh on Nippon Steel's attempt to buy U.S. Steel, sending the company's stock plummeting faster than a seeker after the Snitch! image
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He Who Must Not Be Sold! Trump Blocks Japanese Takeover of U.S. Steel!

  • Wed 09 April, 2025 21:13
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Facing economic uncertainty due to potential tariff increases? Build a robust emergency fund, young Padawans! Ramit Sethi's advice, heed you must, to safeguard your future. image
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Tariffs Got You Shook?! Build a War Chest, You Must!

  • Wed 09 April, 2025 20:26
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President Trump's temporary tariff reprieve sparks market rally, but uncertainty lingers as China tensions persist and economic slowdown risks loom. image
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Trump's Tariff Tango! Will the 90-Day Pause Save Us From Economic Armageddon?

  • Wed 09 April, 2025 20:54
  • 3 minutes to read
A judge says Newsmax defamed Dominion Voting Systems over 2020 election claims, and now they might have to pay up... like, a LOT! image
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OMG Did Newsmax Just Get Totally Skims-ed by Dominion!?

  • Wed 09 April, 2025 20:23
  • 2 minutes to read
An analysis of market volatility following Trump's tariff policy adjustments, featuring insights from Niles Investment Management. image
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Trump's Tariff Tango! Will the Market Ever Find Its Rhythm?

  • Wed 09 April, 2025 21:34
  • 3 minutes to read
Portfolio manager Dan Niles urges patience amidst market volatility, likening the situation to the aftermath of the Lehman Brothers collapse and emphasizing the importance of earnings. image
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Trump's Tariff Tango! Will the Market Waltz or Wobble?!

  • Wed 09 April, 2025 21:34
  • 3 minutes to read
Google reverses its policy restricting employees from discussing antitrust issues, marking a victory for free speech and transparency within the tech giant. image
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Google Caves! Employees Now Allowed to Spill the Antitrust Beans!

  • Wed 09 April, 2025 20:47
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Google reverses its policy on employee discussion of antitrust issues after settling with the Alphabet Workers Union, allowing staff to speak freely about potential impacts on their employment. The DOJ is considering breaking up Google's Chrome web browser! image
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Google Lets Its Vikings Speak! Has Ragnar Lothbrok Returned?!

  • Wed 09 April, 2025 20:47
  • 3 minutes to read
The Ghost of Sparta reports on Apple's miraculous stock surge after Trump's tariff pause, questioning if this reprieve is truly a victory or merely a fleeting moment of calm before the storm. image
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Apple Stock SOARS After Trump TARIFF Announcement! Is This the END of Our Woes?!

  • Wed 09 April, 2025 21:21
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Spidey Reports on the Wild Ride of the Nasdaq, Trump's Tariff Tweaks, and Whether This Rally Is the Real Deal or Just Another Dead-Cat Bounce! image
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Did Trump Just Save the Stock Market? Or Is It a Trap?!

  • Wed 09 April, 2025 20:27
  • 2 minutes to read

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