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Wall Street strategists are running around like chickens with their heads cut off, slashing their S&P 500 targets faster than I can eat a box of donuts! Time to panic buy donuts… I mean, gold! image
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Doh! Is the Stock Market Going to Zero?!

  • Mon 07 April, 2025 13:14
  • 3 minutes to read
A flash survey reveals CEO fears of recession, inflation, and job losses following President Trump's tariff announcements, with many questioning the logic and long-term benefits of the policy. image
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Trump's Tariff Tantrums Spark CEO Inferno! Is a Recession the Main Course?

  • Mon 07 April, 2025 14:26
  • 2 minutes to read
A humorous take on Wall Street's recent stock ratings, complete with Snoop Dogg's signature commentary and lyrical wisdom. image
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Wall Street's Wild Ride! Is Your Portfolio Ready for This Snoop Dogg Style?!

  • Mon 07 April, 2025 12:30
  • 2 minutes to read
Billionaire investor Leon Cooperman warns that Trump's tariffs could lead to a recession, causing market turmoil and uncertainty. Is this the end of economic peace as we know it? image
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Is Trump's Trade War About to Trigger Doomsday?! Even Wonder Woman is Worried!

  • Mon 07 April, 2025 13:03
  • 3 minutes to read
Doctor Evil dissects Navarro's skepticism on Vietnam's tariff offer, highlighting potential 'nontariff cheating' and its global implications. Mwahahaha! image
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Zero Tariffs From Vietnam!? Is This a Trap!

  • Mon 07 April, 2025 14:23
  • 2 minutes to read
Ragnar Lothbrok reports on the chaos caused by Trump's tariffs, the falling U.S. Treasury yields, and the looming economic storm. Prepare for rate cuts and possible trade wars! image
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The Gods Are Angry! Will Trump's Tariffs Sink the American Longship?

  • Mon 07 April, 2025 12:16
  • 3 minutes to read
Airline industry faces turbulent times as demand softens, stocks plummet, and analysts predict doom and gloom for 2025. Is this the end of cheap flights, or just a minor setback? image
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Are Airlines Doomed? The Gods of Travel May Be Angry!

  • Mon 07 April, 2025 12:00
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Tariffs and Tech Troubles Plague the Stock Market: Spidey's Take on the Downward Spiral! image
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Stock Market DOOMSDAY! Is Your Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Man Worried?!

  • Mon 07 April, 2025 12:25
  • 3 minutes to read
A small software firm bets its treasury on Solana, aiming for MicroStrategy-level growth. Are they geniuses or just playing with fire? image
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Janover Goes Full Solana! The Next MicroStrategy or Just Another Wags Gamble?!

  • Mon 07 April, 2025 12:03
  • 3 minutes to read
Amidst market turmoil and Trump's tariff threats, European defense stocks experience a wild ride, but experts suggest it might be a 'great opportunity' for savvy investors. Better call Saul! image
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European Defense Stocks CRASHING?! Is This a Golden Opportunity or a Monumental Screw Up!?

  • Mon 07 April, 2025 12:02
  • 3 minutes to read

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