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Tesla halts Model S and Model X orders in China amidst escalating trade tensions, impacting sales and raising questions about the future of the electric vehicle market. image

Tesla FREEZES China Orders! Is This the End of the Line?!

Fri 11 April, 2025 12:39
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Jackie Chan weighs in on the dangers of unqualified financial influencers and how young people can get trustworthy money advice, no high-kicks required! image

Finfluencers Are Robbing Our Youth?! Jackie Chan's Got a Plan!

Fri 11 April, 2025 13:05
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The venture capital world is feeling the squeeze as market turbulence and trade tensions delay IPOs and mergers, but could this spell opportunity for European tech? image

Venture Capital in a Real Pickle! Will Trump's Tariffs Spoil the Party?!

Fri 11 April, 2025 12:58
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Mr. Bean hilariously (and accidentally?) reports on the recent Wall Street turmoil, tariff troubles, and whether it's time to panic...or just have a cup of tea. image

Wall Street Plunges! Did I Cause the Stock Market Crash Again?!

Fri 11 April, 2025 13:40
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Wells Fargo reports a mixed bag of Q1 results, with earnings beating expectations but shares dipping and the CEO warning of economic uncertainty – sound familiar? image

Wells Fargo Beats Earnings But Is It Another Judgment Day?!

Fri 11 April, 2025 13:30
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Frontier Airlines, feeling the heat from a shaky economy and Trump's trade wars, pulls its full-year outlook and cuts flights, blaming weakened demand and dropping consumer confidence. Looks like someone's getting a time-out! image

Say Hello to My Little Layoff! Frontier Airlines Crashes and Burns!

Fri 11 April, 2025 13:07
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Despite whispers of wealth sailing away, New York City remains the richest port in the world, overflowing with millionaires, centimillionaires, and enough billionaires to make even Captain Jack jealous. image

Shiver Me Timbers! New York City Still Swimming in Gold Doubloons!

Fri 11 April, 2025 13:00
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Chuck Norris analyzes the unexpected drop in wholesale prices in March, amidst Trump's tariff policies, with a dose of humor and action-packed wisdom. image

Wholesale Prices Plunge Faster Than My Roundhouse Kick! Is Inflation Dead?!

Fri 11 April, 2025 13:27
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Leela's take on Navarro's bullish stock market advice amidst tariff fears and market volatility. Spoiler alert: it involves more sarcasm than financial advice. image

Buy Stocks Now Or You'll Regret It For All Eternity!

Fri 11 April, 2025 14:11
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Tariffs on China are predicted to raise the cost of iPhones significantly, according to Wedbush analyst Dan Ives, potentially causing major disruptions for Apple and consumers. image

Is Your iPhone About to Cost 2000 Dollars!?

Fri 11 April, 2025 14:00
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