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Amazon CEO Andy Jassy predicts lower AI costs due to chip advancements and efficient models, fueling widespread AI usage and innovation, like how I fueled my empire, understand? image
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AI Prices Gonna Drop Faster Than My Enemies! Amazon CEO Predicts Cheaper Tech!

  • Thu 10 April, 2025 11:29
  • 4 minutes to read
Captain Jack Sparrow reports on Amazon's bold plan to slash AI costs, promising a future where AI is as widespread as rum on Tortuga! image
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Shiver Me Timbers! Amazon's AI Costs Are About to Walk the Plank!

  • Thu 10 April, 2025 11:29
  • 4 minutes to read
Chuck Norris analyzes Wall Street's latest moves, delivering investment advice with a roundhouse kick of humor and unwavering confidence. image
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Wall Street Trembles! Chuck Norris Kicks Stock Picks Into Overdrive!

  • Thu 10 April, 2025 12:20
  • 2 minutes to read
One-eyed news reporter, Leela, investigates whether Trump's tariff pause is a genuine reprieve or just another scheme from a two-faced politician. image
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Trump's Tariff Truce Is It A Trap Question Mark

  • Thu 10 April, 2025 12:10
  • 3 minutes to read
Professor Siegel warns investors that despite Trump's tariff pause, the market's trauma from previous actions suggests a full recovery is unlikely soon, echoing concerns about the permanence of new tariffs and the overall impact on consumer and investor confidence. image
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Trump Tariff Truce Is It Real Or Just Another Glitch In The Matrix?!

  • Thu 10 April, 2025 12:10
  • 2 minutes to read
Global bond yields rebound after a week of market volatility driven by Trump's tariff policies, leaving investors both relieved and uncertain about the future. image
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Trump's Tariff Tango Sends Bond Yields on a Wild Ride! Hail to the King, Baby!

  • Thu 10 April, 2025 11:41
  • 2 minutes to read
Falling oil prices threaten Saudi Arabia's ambitious Vision 2030, but analysts say it's not time to panic... yet. Time for Stark Solutions! image
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Saudi Arabia's Economic Crisis? Don't Worry, I, Iron Man, Have a Solution!

  • Thu 10 April, 2025 09:39
  • 3 minutes to read
A report on how Trump's tariff pause has impacted global shipping, with a Katniss Everdeen twist. image
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Trump's Trade Truce! Is This the End of Our Economic Games?

  • Thu 10 April, 2025 09:48
  • 3 minutes to read
Judge rules Newsmax made defamatory statements about Dominion Voting Systems regarding the 2020 election. Lawsuit continues to determine damages. image
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Newsmax in Hot Water! Did They Mess with the Election Like Bears Mess with Beets?!

  • Thu 10 April, 2025 09:33
  • 2 minutes to read
Amazon CEO Andy Jassy details a year of explosive growth, powered by a relentless 'Why' culture and a foray into generative AI, sparking a potential empire. image
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Amazon's Heisenberg Transformation! From Books to Breaking the AI Barrier!

  • Thu 10 April, 2025 10:15
  • 3 minutes to read

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