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Citigroup upgrades U.S. stocks after Trump's tariff reprieve, signaling a potential buying opportunity in a volatile market. Could this be the economy's 'I need a weapon' moment? image

Trump Saves the Day! Is This the Rally We've Been Waiting For?!

Thu 10 April, 2025 14:10
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Citigroup says 'buy' after Trump's trade policy U-turn, but who's really in control of this twisted game? image

Why So Serious About Stocks?! Trump's Flip-Flop Makes US Equities a Laughing Matter!

Thu 10 April, 2025 14:10
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Inflation eases unexpectedly amidst Trump's tariff maneuvers, leaving the Fed in a tight spot and Wall Street guessing. As if I don't have enough chaos in Gotham. image

Is Trump Sabotaging the Economy?! Or Is This Just Another One Of His Riddles?

Thu 10 April, 2025 13:18
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Consumer price inflation eases in March, defying expectations and raising questions about the future impact of Trump's tariffs on the economy. image

Inflation Takes a Dive! Is This the End of the Empire's Economic Troubles?!

Thu 10 April, 2025 13:18
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Barbie investigates how President Trump nearly styled the US economy into a depression, but thankfully pulled off a last-minute makeover! image

OMG! Did Trump Almost Give Us a Total Fashion Disaster of an Economy?!

Thu 10 April, 2025 13:53
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Despite recent setbacks, Morgan Stanley believes AppLovin is poised for growth in the mobile ad market. Is it time for investors to 'GET OVER HERE'? image

AppLovin Stock to Rise From The Netherrealm?! Morgan Stanley Says YES!

Thu 10 April, 2025 10:32
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Wells Fargo boosts Toast's rating, highlighting its resilience and growth potential, while Jackie Chan shares his own recipe for bouncing back. image

Toast Stock Double Upgraded! Jackie Chan Reveals the Secret Ingredient to Success!

Thu 10 April, 2025 11:55
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Wall Street analysts are turning bearish on Tesla due to trade tensions and waning economic conditions, leading to price target cuts and investor worries. Could it beeee?! image

Tesla Stock Tumbles! Is Elon Musk's Ride About to Get Bumpier?!

Thu 10 April, 2025 11:04
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Mr. Bean reports on the dramatic drop in crude oil prices due to Trump's tariffs, with added nonsense and Teddy's input. image

Crude Oil Prices PLUMMET! Is Mr. Bean to Blame?

Thu 10 April, 2025 11:58
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Wall Street takes a nosedive as CarMax disappoints, Trump stirs the pot, and yesterday's winners become today's losers. Plus, Sarah Connor weighs in on the financial apocalypse. image

Stock Market Bloodbath! Is This the End of the World as We Know It?!

Thu 10 April, 2025 12:24
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