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Lionel Messi breaks down Thursday's stock market plunge, dissecting the impact of tariffs and AI on Broadcom, Apple, and other major players with a dash of humor. image

Did Trump Just Cost Me My Next iPhone?! Stock Market Chaos Explained!

Thu 10 April, 2025 15:23
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Luffy reports on how Trump's tariffs are making the oil market as unpredictable as the Grand Line, leaving producers scratching their heads and investors feeling seasick! image

Shishishi! Trump's Trade War?! More Like Treasure Hunt Gone Wrong!

Thu 10 April, 2025 16:18
2 minutes to read

Professor Farnsworth reports on the volatile tech market, Apple's rollercoaster ride, and the potential impact of tariffs. Oh, and some doomsday predictions, naturally. image

Good News Everyone! Is This the End of Apple?

Thu 10 April, 2025 15:42
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Morgan Stanley bets on Nvidia's AI dominance amidst tariff turbulence, predicting significant stock gains despite market volatility. Are we on the verge of a technological singularity... or just a really smart toaster? image

Nvidia Stock Soars Like a Rocket! Is AI the New Theory of Relativity?

Thu 10 April, 2025 15:47
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Jinx here, reporting live from the chaos! Inflation's doing the cha-cha, tariffs might ruin everything, and eggs are suddenly worth more than gold. Buckle up, buttercups! image

Inflation Rollercoaster! Will Tariffs Wreck the Party or is it All Just a Big Kaboom?

Thu 10 April, 2025 15:51
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Global bond yields bounce back after Trump's tariff policy rollercoaster, leaving investors both relieved and bewildered. Is this peace... or just the eye of the storm? image

Trump's Tariff Kamehameha! Did He Just Save the World (Bond Market)?!

Thu 10 April, 2025 15:57
4 minutes to read

President Trump's tariff pause causes market swings and uncertainty, but some orders surge, leaving businesses cautiously optimistic and Peter Griffin wondering if he can still afford his beloved Pawtucket Patriot Ale. image

Hot Tariffs on Hold! Will My Beer Budget Survive This Trade War Rollercoaster?!

Thu 10 April, 2025 16:25
3 minutes to read

Donald Duck reports on Wall Street's jitters as Trump's tariff policies send stocks on a rollercoaster ride, leaving investors wondering if a recession is just around the corner. Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy! image

Wall Street's Gone Quackers! Is Trump's Trade War Sinking the Market?

Thu 10 April, 2025 16:11
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Forrest Gump reports on how President Trump's tariff reversals sparked a stock market rally after Wall Street got the yippies, and Jamie Dimon shared some wisdom. image

Run Forrest Run From These Tariffs! Did Trump Just Save Us From Economic Bubba Gump Shrimp?

Thu 10 April, 2025 16:12
3 minutes to read

A massive short squeeze triggered by tariff news led to a historic stock market rally, leaving hedge funds scrambling and tech stocks soaring. Was it real buyers or panic? Find out! image

Hedge Funds Get Zucked! Epic Short Squeeze Sends Markets to the Moon!

Thu 10 April, 2025 16:18
3 minutes to read