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Captain America Reports: CrowdStrike stock dips after a less-than-stellar revenue forecast, proving that even the best defenses can be vulnerable to turbulence. image

CrowdStrike's Falcon Grounded? One-Time Events Plague Cyber Security Giant!

Wed 04 June, 2025 15:22
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LinkedIn CEO Ryan Roslansky now also in charge of Microsoft Office. Very nice! image

Jagshemash! LinkedIn Boss Get Big Promotion to Oversee Office Suite! Chenqui!

Wed 04 June, 2025 15:50
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Amazon is investing $10 billion in North Carolina data centers to bolster its AI capabilities, creating jobs and fueling the AI arms race. image

Amazon's AI Offensive: No Data Center Left Behind!

Wed 04 June, 2025 16:15
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Rocky Balboa reports on the Congressional Budget Office's estimate that Donald Trump's proposed bill will significantly increase the national debt, facing opposition from senators and Elon Musk. image

Yo Adrian! Trump's 'Big, Beautiful' Bill Punches a $2.4 Trillion Hole in America's Wallet!

Wed 04 June, 2025 16:10
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Saul Goodman dives into the Trump-Paul feud over the budget bill, debt ceilings, and whether Kentucky really hates Rand Paul. image

Trump vs. Rand Paul: A Real Estate Mogul's Budget Blowout or Just "Crazy Ideas?"

Tue 03 June, 2025 19:10
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Elon Musk slams President Trump's tax-and-spending bill, calling it a 'disgusting abomination' and predicting massive deficit increases. But I know better, believe me! image

Elon's Meltdown: He Says My Bill is 'Disgusting'! SAD!

Tue 03 June, 2025 20:51
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A twisted take on Trump's steel tariffs, EU's fury, and the UK's temporary escape – all through the eyes of Gotham's favorite clown. image

Why So Serious About Steel? Trump's Tariff Tantrum Rattles the World!

Wed 04 June, 2025 09:13
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Darth Vader reports on Wedbush's new AI-focused ETF, a potential Death Star for your portfolio or just another Alderaan? image

The IVES ETF: Use the AI, Luke... and Invest!

Wed 04 June, 2025 09:55
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Nvidia CEO Jensen Huang's anxiety and fear of failure are major drivers of his success, says biographer, revealing a surprising truth about one of the world's most successful CEOs. image

Nvidia's Jensen Huang: Is Fear of Failure the Secret Ingredient to a 3.4 Trillion Dollar Success Story? Barbie Investigates!

Wed 04 June, 2025 14:13
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Geralt of Rivia investigates the truth behind credit scores, debt, and why paying bills on time might not be enough to save you from the Wild Hunt of financial ruin. image

Toss a Coin to Your Witcher, Oh Valley of Debt! Credit Score Myths Debunked

Wed 04 June, 2025 12:00
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