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President Trump secures over $600 million in pro bono legal work from five law firms, focusing on veteran support, anti-Semitism efforts, and justice system fairness, while also emphasizing merit-based hiring and political neutrality. image
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Trump Uses Triforce of Power to Get Law Firms to Do His Bidding! Is This the End of Hyrule?

  • Fri 11 April, 2025 17:20
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UnitedHealth Group's Change Healthcare unit is aggressively pursuing repayment of no-interest loans offered to medical practices after last year's cyberattack, causing financial strain and legal concerns among providers. image
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Mamma Mia! UnitedHealth Demands Immediate Repayment After Cyberattack Aid! Is This Game Over?!

  • Fri 11 April, 2025 17:48
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Amidst trade war escalations and tariff adjustments, U.S. Treasury yields spike, causing concern in the White House as investors seek safer havens globally. Looks like someone's treasure map led to a dead end! image
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Trump's Trade Gambit Sends Treasury Yields Soaring! Is This The End of Low Financing?

  • Fri 11 April, 2025 18:18
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Fred Flinstone reports on General Motors scaling back production of its BrightDrop electric vans, leaving hundreds jobless and raising concerns about the future of the electric vehicle market. image
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Yabba Dabba Doo! GM's Electric Van Dreams Hit a Great Gazoo-Sized Bump!

  • Fri 11 April, 2025 18:23
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Captain Marvel weighs in on AbbVie's potential rebound, analyzing its low-volatility and high dividend yield, offering a super-powered perspective on market opportunities. image
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AbbVie Stock About to Explode Higher! Is This Your Ticket to Financial Freedom?!

  • Fri 11 April, 2025 18:13
  • 3 minutes to read
Hulk reports on the wild ride of mortgage rates, thanks to tariffs and economic jitters, leaving potential homeowners feeling like they're facing the Hulk himself! image
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Hulk Smash Mortgage Rates! Are You Ready to Pay More?

  • Fri 11 April, 2025 18:14
  • 1 minutes to read
A glitch in the U.S. Customs system is causing chaos in the import/export world, leading to delayed tariff collection and major business uncertainty. Looks like someone needs a shield... and maybe a new computer! image
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Customs Catastrophe! Is Trump's Tariff Tango Turning into a Trade Wreck?!

  • Fri 11 April, 2025 18:00
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Borat reports on how Trump's trade policies have led to a significant increase in Treasury yields, causing concern in the White House. image
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Great Success! Trump Trade Moves Cause Treasury Yields To Go To The Moon! Is This Good?

  • Fri 11 April, 2025 18:18
  • 2 minutes to read
A global trade slowdown, exacerbated by U.S. tariffs, is creating unprecedented challenges for bond fund managers, potentially disrupting traditional investment strategies. image
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Bonds in Crisis! Is This the End of Traditional Finance as We Know It?!

  • Fri 11 April, 2025 11:26
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A financial expert says US tariffs and slowing trade could shake up the bond market, and honestly, it sounds like a party waiting to happen! image
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Global Trade Meltdown?! Is This My Chance to Blow Up the Economy!

  • Fri 11 April, 2025 11:26
  • 2 minutes to read

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