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A satirical look at recent Wall Street ratings, from Broadcom's infrastructure dominance to Tesla's bumpy robotaxi road, all through the eyes (and filter) of yours truly. image
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Zuckerberg's Take: Wall Street Whispers, From Broadcom to Robotaxis (And Why I'm Still Not Selling My Metaverse Shares)

  • Mon 30 June, 2025 12:16
  • 3 minutes to read
Moderna's flu shot success, HPE's acquisition victory, and Meta's AI talent raid—a look at the day's market headlines through a lens of responsibility, order, and maybe a bit of lobster. image
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Clean Your Room and Buy Disney Stock: A Petersonian Perspective on Market Movers

  • Mon 30 June, 2025 12:21
  • 3 minutes to read
Moderna's mRNA-based flu vaccine shows promise in late-stage trials, potentially paving the way for a combined flu and COVID jab. Will it be enough to fend off the Terran… I mean, the FDA? image
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Moderna's New Flu Shot: A Shot in the Arm or Just Another Zerg Rush?

  • Mon 30 June, 2025 12:17
  • 4 minutes to read
Agent J breaks down the stock market's shift from hedge fund dominance to retail frenzy, highlighting winners, losers, and the new rules of the game. image
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The Stock Market Ain't What It Used to Be, and I Ain't Afraid to Say It!

  • Mon 30 June, 2025 00:22
  • 3 minutes to read
The U.K. and U.S. trade agreement is now active, offering preferential tariffs on British cars, but questions remain on metal exports. Rambo weighs in with his own brand of economic warfare. image
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Trade Wars? They Drew First Blood! U.K. and U.S. Trade Deal Goes Live!

  • Mon 30 June, 2025 08:23
  • 2 minutes to read
Shell denies rumors of acquiring BP, leaving the oil giant's future strategy uncertain. A twist in the Force, this is! image
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BP on the Brink? Shell Says "Not Today!"

  • Mon 30 June, 2025 05:28
  • 2 minutes to read
Donald Trump claims 'very wealthy people' are lining up to buy TikTok, pending approval from China, as the app faces a looming ban in the U.S. image
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TikTok's Second Act? Trump Teases Rich Saviors and Beijing's Blessing!

  • Mon 30 June, 2025 05:22
  • 2 minutes to read
Faced with threats from the US, Canada scraps its digital services tax to salvage trade talks. Is it a wise retreat or a sign of tougher times ahead? Let's get gritty and find out! image
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Canada Caves! Digital Tax U-Turn: Survival Move or Economic Suicide?

  • Mon 30 June, 2025 04:02
  • 2 minutes to read
Manufacturing slumps, stimulus stutters, and trade tensions sizzle – is China's economy about to 'Better Call Saul'? image
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China's Economy Singing the Blues? More Like a Bad Karaoke Night!

  • Mon 30 June, 2025 02:13
  • 3 minutes to read
The galaxy's savior tackles Earthly politics as Elon Musk clashes with the Senate over a bill he deems 'utterly insane.' Cortana, prep the Banshee, we're going in. image
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Elon Musk vs. The Senate: Master Chief Weighs In (And He's Got a Plasma Rifle)

  • Sun 29 June, 2025 00:21
  • 2 minutes to read

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