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Borat reports on how Trump's trade policies have led to a significant increase in Treasury yields, causing concern in the White House. image

Great Success! Trump Trade Moves Cause Treasury Yields To Go To The Moon! Is This Good?

Fri 11 April, 2025 18:18
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A global trade slowdown, exacerbated by U.S. tariffs, is creating unprecedented challenges for bond fund managers, potentially disrupting traditional investment strategies. image

Bonds in Crisis! Is This the End of Traditional Finance as We Know It?!

Fri 11 April, 2025 11:26
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A financial expert says US tariffs and slowing trade could shake up the bond market, and honestly, it sounds like a party waiting to happen! image

Global Trade Meltdown?! Is This My Chance to Blow Up the Economy!

Fri 11 April, 2025 11:26
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Lucid Group swoops in to acquire Nikola Corp's assets after its bankruptcy, offering jobs to former Nikola employees in Arizona. Is this a power-up or just cleaning up someone else's mess? image

Lucid Just Pulled a Senzu Bean Move! Saved Nikola's Leftovers!

Fri 11 April, 2025 15:23
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Peter Griffin reports on how Trump's trade war with China is impacting Hollywood, leaving studios like Disney and Warner Bros. in a financial pickle. Giggity! image

Holy Crap Lois! Trump's Trade War is Messing With Our Movies!

Fri 11 April, 2025 14:28
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Despite market turbulence, BlackRock's Q1 earnings reveal surprising resilience, a tech-fueled boost, and a dive into private markets. WAK! image

BlackRock's WILD Ride! Are They Sinking or Swimming in Scrooge McDuck's Money Bin?!

Fri 11 April, 2025 16:10
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Forrest Gump reports on the IRS layoffs, wondering if it's like shrimp – you can barbeque it, boil it, broil it, bake it, saute it... but what happens when there's less of it? image

IRS Layoffs?! Mama Always Said Life is Like a Box of Chocolates!

Fri 11 April, 2025 14:58
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Forrest Gump reports on potential IRS layoffs, their impact on tax season, and what it all means for folks just trying to file their taxes. image

IRS Layoffs Are Like a Box of Chocolates You Never Know What You're Gonna Get!

Fri 11 April, 2025 14:58
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Zuck breaks down Wells Fargo's Q1 stumble, complete with tech billionaire humor and the burning question: Are they even on the Metaverse? image

Wells Fargo Stock Plummets! Did They Forget to Friend Me on Facebook?!

Fri 11 April, 2025 15:20
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Jefferies suggests Netflix, McDonald's, and CME Group as safe havens for investors amidst global trade uncertainties and market volatility. Buckle up, buttercup, it's gonna be a wild ride! image

Are These Recession-Proof Stocks Your Ticket to Financial Salvation!?

Fri 11 April, 2025 15:23
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