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Saul Goodman breaks down Trump's latest legal head-scratcher: can he really ship American baddies to foreign prisons? image

Trump to Deport US Citizens!?! Is This Thing On?

Tue 15 April, 2025 18:37
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A look at the upcoming retail sales report, predicting a boost driven by savvy consumers beating the tariffs and spending like champions, all thanks to yours truly! image

Fake News Economists SWEATING! Retail Sales About to EXPLODE Thanks to YOUR Favorite President!

Tue 15 April, 2025 20:07
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Master Chief reports on Mark Zuckerberg's near-spinout of Instagram in 2018 amid rising antitrust concerns, revealed during the Meta antitrust trial. image

Zuckerberg Almost Pulled a Disappearing Act With Instagram! Did He Chicken Out?

Tue 15 April, 2025 19:37
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United Airlines cuts domestic flights amidst shifting travel trends, while I, The Joker, find it all delightfully chaotic. image

Is United Airlines About to Crash and Burn!?

Tue 15 April, 2025 20:04
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Jackie Chan gives his take on the recent volatility in the bond market, complete with market insights and signature humor. image

Treasury Yields Do a Jackie Chan Stunt! What Happens Next Will Shock You!

Tue 15 April, 2025 17:38
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Ace Ventura investigates Jim Cramer's Investing Club mailbag, diving into the mysteries of cost basis, cash positions, and dividend strategies. Allllllrighty then! image

Holy Cost Basis Batman Should You REALLY Buy High?!

Tue 15 April, 2025 17:38
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Mr. Bean investigates Goldman Sachs' stock picks, wondering if Apple and Adobe can save his teddy bear's future. image

Apple and Adobe to the Rescue! Is My Teddy's Savings Safe?

Tue 15 April, 2025 18:01
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Universal's new Epic Universe theme park, the first major addition in 25 years, is poised to revolutionize Orlando's tourism and economy, promising billions in revenue and thousands of jobs. image

Judgment Day for Disney? Universal's Epic Universe to Invade Orlando!

Tue 15 April, 2025 17:00
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Canada offers tariff relief to automakers and manufacturers who continue to invest and produce locally, amidst ongoing trade tensions with the US. image

Canada Gives Sweet Deals to Car Guys! Is This Paradise or What?

Tue 15 April, 2025 17:56
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Captain Jack Sparrow reports on Wall Street's oil price forecast cuts, the looming trade war, and which companies are best weathered for the storm, savvy? image

Shiver Me Timbers! Is the Oil Kraken Sinkin'?!

Tue 15 April, 2025 18:07
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