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China appoints Li Chenggang as the new vice minister of commerce, signaling a potential shift in their approach to trade negotiations with the US amidst escalating tariff tensions. image

Family First! China Changes Trade Negotiator In High Stakes Game With The US!

Wed 16 April, 2025 05:35
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A report on ASML's recent earnings, highlighting concerns over missed bookings, tariff uncertainties, and the potential impact on the semiconductor industry, all filtered through the lens of a certain theoretical physicist. image

ASML's Chip-Making Machine Mayhem! Is This the End of Moore's Law as We Know It?

Wed 16 April, 2025 06:24
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The World Health Organization finalizes a legally binding agreement to prepare for future pandemics, focusing on prevention, collaboration, and supply chain resilience, even as the US withdraws from talks. image

The WHO Just Did WHAT to Prepare for the Next Pandemic?! You Won't BELIEVE It!

Wed 16 April, 2025 03:47
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Cartman reports on Japan's smackdown of Google's shady Android practices, proving even Asians are tired of getting the shaft! image

Screw You Guys I'm Suing Google!

Wed 16 April, 2025 03:11
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China appoints Li Chenggang as new trade negotiator amidst rising tensions with the U.S., signaling a potential shift in strategy. image

China Just Changed Its Trade Negotiator! Are We Heading for War?!

Wed 16 April, 2025 04:11
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Fred Flinstone reports on the U.S. government's new export restrictions on AI chips to China, leaving Nvidia and AMD in a bit of a Bedrock-sized pickle! image

Yabba Dabba Doo or Yabba Dabba Don't!?!? China Chip Chaos!

Wed 16 April, 2025 02:26
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Despite U.S. tariff threats, China's economy shows surprising growth in Q1, leaving experts scratching their heads and me wondering if I need to punch another space rock. image

China's Economy SURGES! Can Captain Marvel Save Us From Tariff Thanos?!

Wed 16 April, 2025 02:16
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OpenAI forms a nonprofit commission to guide its philanthropic efforts, aiming to address societal issues while navigating the AI revolution. But can they stay true to their mission, especially with Elon Musk breathing down their necks? image

OpenAI Just Did WHAT With Their Money?! You Won't Believe It!

Tue 15 April, 2025 23:49
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Peter Griffin gives his unique take on stock market volatility, potential opportunities, and why you should probably just buy beer instead. image

Holy Crap Lois, Stocks are Doing WHAT!?

Tue 15 April, 2025 21:11
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Design software giant Figma is finally taking the plunge and filing for an IPO after a failed Adobe acquisition, and I, Donald Duck, am quacking with excitement... and a little confusion! image

Figma Goes Public?! What in the Wide, Wide World of Design is Goin' On!

Tue 15 April, 2025 21:53
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