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Former OpenAI employees back Elon Musk's lawsuit, questioning the AI company's shift to a for-profit model. Talk about your business getting flipped-turned upside down! image
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OpenAI Drama! Is Elon Musk About to Drop the Mic on the AI Hustle?!

  • Fri 11 April, 2025 22:24
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Bender analyzes expert stock picks: Chevron, Pfizer, and Amazon. Is it time to buy or time to panic? Bender knows! image
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Buy! My Shiny Metal Assets Before Trump Wrecks Everything!

  • Fri 11 April, 2025 20:13
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Former spokesman for special counsels Robert Mueller and Jack Smith, Peter Carr, finds himself ousted from the Department of Justice, raising eyebrows and sparking whispers in the corridors of power. image
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A Shocking Dismissal at the Department of Justice! Is This Justice or Just Mischief?

  • Fri 11 April, 2025 21:20
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BCA Research warns of a potential recession fueled by trade tensions, advising investors to brace for impact. Will the markets survive, or will they face my fiery hellfire? image
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Get Over Here and Prepare for Recession! Is Wall Street About to Feel My Wrath?

  • Fri 11 April, 2025 20:16
  • 3 minutes to read
A week of insane market volatility sees tech stocks mirroring Neo's bullet-dodging skills, leaving investors wondering if they're still in the real world. image
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Did the Market Glitch?! Tech Stocks Go Full Matrix!

  • Fri 11 April, 2025 20:06
  • 3 minutes to read
Duke Nukem reports on the insane week in tech stocks, filled with more ups and downs than a ride in my tricked-out convertible. Tariffs, rallies, and enough volatility to make even me say,
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Tech Stocks EXPLODE! Is This the Beginning of World War III... of Investing?!

  • Fri 11 April, 2025 20:06
  • 2 minutes to read
Daenerys Targaryen analyzes Wells Fargo's mixed Q1 performance, focusing on the potential lifting of the asset cap and CEO Charlie Scharf's turnaround efforts. image
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Wells Fargo's Secret Weapon Revealed! Is the Asset Cap About to Vanish?!

  • Fri 11 April, 2025 19:21
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A look at Wells Fargo's mixed Q1 performance, their turnaround strategy under CEO Charlie Scharf, and the potential impact of lifting the asset cap. image
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Wells Fargo's Rollercoaster Ride! Will This Catalyst Launch Them to New Heights?

  • Fri 11 April, 2025 19:21
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Dr. Jones tackles the dreaded tax deadline, offering survival tips for those who can't pay up, and humorously navigates the IRS's payment plans. image
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Taxes are Due?! Even Indy Hates the IRS!

  • Fri 11 April, 2025 18:53
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The IRS is reminding taxpayers about the upcoming tax deadline and offering options for those who can't pay their full balance, including payment plans and extensions. image
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Eh, What's Up With Taxes! Deadline Looming! Carrot-Crunching Chaos!

  • Fri 11 April, 2025 18:53
  • 3 minutes to read

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