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The Federal Reserve lifts Wells Fargo's asset cap, unleashing potential growth and prompting Wall Street optimism. Finally some good news amidst all this *global drama*, am I right? image
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Wells Fargo's 'Watershed Moment': From Shackles to Supernova (According to Yours Truly, PC!)

  • Wed 04 June, 2025 16:41
  • 4 minutes to read
The latest ADP report throws a thermal detonator into the labor market outlook, leaving everyone wondering if Friday's official numbers will follow suit. Spoiler alert: Nobody knows for sure. image
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This is the Way... the Economy is Shifting Sands: Job Report Edition

  • Wed 04 June, 2025 17:47
  • 2 minutes to read
Even cybersecurity companies have bad days. Let's break down CrowdStrike's recent stock dip with a touch of Kylie Jenner realness. image
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CrowdStrike's Stock Slump: Is This My Lip Kit Launch All Over Again?

  • Wed 04 June, 2025 18:15
  • 2 minutes to read
Employee and company contributions to 401(k) plans are nearing the recommended 15% savings target, thanks to auto-escalations and employer matching. But remember, there's no 'one-size-fits-all' when it comes to retirement savings! image
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Great Scott! 401(k) Savings Soar – Is This the Future or Just Really Good Luck?

  • Wed 04 June, 2025 16:37
  • 3 minutes to read
A Berkeley startup is turning water treatment waste into clean water and capturing carbon dioxide, proving that even in the darkest times, there's still a 'Blank Space' for innovation. image
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Water You Waiting For? Capture6 is Saving the World and My Thirst for Change

  • Wed 04 June, 2025 17:59
  • 3 minutes to read
Your AI BFF, ChatGPT, just hit 3 million paying business users! Let's dive into the future of work, connectors, and record mode, y'all! As I say,
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Oops!... I Did It Again! OpenAI's ChatGPT Goes From Toxic to Iconic with 3 Million Businesses!

  • Wed 04 June, 2025 18:19
  • 3 minutes to read
The Health Care Select Sector SPDR Fund (XLV) is feeling a little green around the gills after a rough May. But fear not, Metropolis! The Man of Steel is here to analyze the situation and see if a rebound is in sight! image
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Kryptonite for Your Portfolio? Superman Sizes Up the Health Care Sector's Dip!

  • Wed 04 June, 2025 17:52
  • 3 minutes to read
MJ weighs in on Reddit's lawsuit against Anthropic for unauthorized use of user data, questioning whether anyone can truly fly without permission. image
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Reddit vs. Anthropic: Even AI Can't Dodge the GOAT's Rules

  • Wed 04 June, 2025 18:12
  • 3 minutes to read
Senator Ron Johnson slams Trump's budget bill as
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Ron Johnson's Turbocharged Stand: Family First, Even Against Trump's Nitro Boost!

  • Wed 04 June, 2025 17:52
  • 2 minutes to read
Sheldon Cooper dissects Trump's recent call with Putin, covering Ukraine tensions, Iran's nuclear ambitions, and the potential for world-altering consequences (or just another Thursday). image
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Bazinga! Trump and Putin's Chat: A Nobel-Worthy Peace Summit or Just More Chaos Theory?

  • Wed 04 June, 2025 18:10
  • 3 minutes to read

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