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Iran and the United States are back at the negotiation table, discussing Tehran's nuclear program. Will this lead to anything or is it just another round of 'talks for the sake of talks?' image
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Iran and the US Talking Again?! Is This Another Dumpster Fire?

  • Sat 12 April, 2025 15:55
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The U.S.-China trade war is causing chaos for small businesses, with canceled orders and abandoned freight becoming the new normal. Can someone PLEASE give me a million dollars to fix this? image
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Trump's Trade War is Costing YOU Money! (I Can't Believe What's Happening!)

  • Sat 12 April, 2025 15:57
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BlackRock CEO Larry Fink envisions a future where all assets are traded on a blockchain, but the lack of a secure digital identity verification system poses a significant hurdle. Is this progress or just another thing to blow up? image
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Tokenized Assets and Digital IDs Will This Blow Up Piltover First?

  • Sat 12 April, 2025 12:52
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Goku reports on how tariffs are hitting the automotive industry, potentially driving up costs and reducing sales faster than I can say 'Kamehameha!' image
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KAIO-WHAT?! Trump's Tariffs are Powering Up Car Prices Like a Super Saiyan Transformation!

  • Sat 12 April, 2025 13:00
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Peter Griffin reports on how Trump's tariff exemptions are a huge win for tech companies like Apple, potentially saving consumers from higher prices on their beloved gadgets. image
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Holy Crap Lois! Trump Just Saved My iPhone Addiction! What Happens Next?!

  • Sat 12 April, 2025 14:24
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Bitcoin's resilience amidst market volatility has some investors cautiously optimistic, but Gordon Ramsay remains skeptical, demanding more than just a glimmer of hope from the digital currency. image
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Bitcoin Survives the Week! Is it Finally Ready to Stop Being Such a Donkey?!

  • Sat 12 April, 2025 11:38
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Defense stocks buck the trend amid tariff turmoil, proving a safe haven for investors as global trade tensions rise like smoke from my...well, you know. image
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Defense Stocks to the Rescue! Is Your Portfolio Packin' Heat?!

  • Sat 12 April, 2025 11:28
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Uncle Sam's finally cracking down! Get your Real ID or face the music at airport security. This ain't no drill, people! image
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Real ID Apocalypse Now! Are You Ready to Fly?

  • Sat 12 April, 2025 12:00
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Wonder Woman reports on the upcoming Real ID enforcement at U.S. airports, highlighting potential travel disruptions and offering solutions to avoid security checkpoint struggles. image
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By Zeus! Are You Ready for REAL ID Airport Chaos?!

  • Sat 12 April, 2025 12:00
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Activist investors D.E. Shaw and Third Point shake things up at CoStar Group, leading to board changes and a new focus on capital allocation. Is this good or EEEEEEVIL? image
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CoStar Gets A Makeover! Is This The End Of Dr Evil's Real Estate Empire?!

  • Sat 12 April, 2025 11:51
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