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Indiana Jones reports on the alarming decline of the U.S. dollar amidst political tensions, drawing parallels to his own perilous quests for ancient treasures and national security. image
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Fortune and Glory? More Like Fortune and Gloom! Is the US Dollar Doomed?!

  • Mon 21 April, 2025 20:10
  • 3 minutes to read
The U.S. Department of Education is resuming collection of defaulted student loans, potentially impacting millions of borrowers. Eh, what's up with that, Doc? image
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What's Up Doc? Uncle Sam's Coming For Your Dough! Student Loan Repayments Restart!

  • Mon 21 April, 2025 21:59
  • 2 minutes to read
Chart analysts predict continued market volatility due to tariff tensions and Federal Reserve challenges, suggesting a prolonged recovery period. image
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Stock Market Armageddon Is the Bottom in Sight Elementary My Dear Investors!

  • Mon 21 April, 2025 20:12
  • 3 minutes to read
A peek into the post-market movements of BOK Financial, Zions Bancorporation, Calix, MongoDB, Western Alliance Bancorp, and Medpace Holdings, plus an exclusive invite to CNBC Pro LIVE at the NYSE. By order of the Peaky Blinders. image
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Bloody Hell! These Companies Are Either Booming or Busting and You Won't Believe Who's Cashing In!

  • Mon 21 April, 2025 20:50
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A federal judge blocks the Department of Government Efficiency (DOGE) from accessing sensitive personal data of millions of Americans, raising questions about privacy and government overreach. image
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DOGE Bites the Dust Again! Can They Steal Your Social Security Number?

  • Mon 21 April, 2025 18:39
  • 3 minutes to read
Dwight Schrute analyzes the potential economic chaos if President Trump attempts to remove Federal Reserve Chairman Jerome Powell, urging investors to protect their assets and questioning the stability of the American financial system. image
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Will Trump DECAPITATE the Fed?! Schrute Explains the Impending Doom!

  • Mon 21 April, 2025 16:55
  • 3 minutes to read
An analyst downgrade raises concerns about Salesforce's focus on AI at the expense of its core business, but some, like Jim Cramer, remain optimistic. image
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Salesforce Going All In on AI? Are They Cooking Up a Recipe for Disaster!

  • Mon 21 April, 2025 20:12
  • 2 minutes to read
Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem's purse was stolen in D.C., containing cash, passport, and more. Giggity giggity goo! image
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Kristi Noems Purse Got Snatched And You Wont Believe What Was Inside Giggity!

  • Mon 21 April, 2025 19:15
  • 2 minutes to read
As the stock market tumbles due to trade war anxieties and presidential tweets, retirement savers are scrambling to safe-haven investments like stable value funds, raising concerns about long-term growth versus inflation. image
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Retirement Apocalypse! Are Your Savings Safe From Trump's Tariffs and Market Madness?!

  • Mon 21 April, 2025 19:49
  • 3 minutes to read
Despite economic uncertainty, sports betting stocks are showing surprising resilience, outperforming the broader market. Cartman weighs in, because obviously, he's an expert. image
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Screw the Economy Sports Betting is Making Me Rich Bitch!

  • Mon 21 April, 2025 19:40
  • 3 minutes to read

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