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Tesla shareholders face a rough year as short sellers cash in amidst political controversies and market challenges, leaving even Leela wondering what's next for the electric vehicle giant. image
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Tesla Stock Plummets! Is Elon Musk Finally Going Too Far?

  • Tue 22 April, 2025 18:20
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Treasury Secretary hints at easing trade tensions with China, sparking market optimism, but is it reality or just another layer of the Matrix? image
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Trade War Truce Imminent! Are We Finally Waking Up?

  • Tue 22 April, 2025 17:55
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JPMorgan predicts a golden future, forecasting gold prices to surge past $4,000 by 2026, fueled by tariff-driven recession fears and strong central bank demand. Get ready to sparkle! image
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Gold to Hit $4000! Are You Ready For It?

  • Tue 22 April, 2025 15:03
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Britney Spears, your favorite pop icon, dives into Jim Cramer's investment moves, sprinkling in some 'Toxic' humor and 'Gimme More' financial wisdom. Get ready to 'Work B**ch' with your portfolio! image
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Oops! I Bought It Again! Britney's Guide to Stocks (and Why Starbucks is My Bae!)

  • Tue 22 April, 2025 16:04
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Wells Fargo suggests McDonald's stock as a defensive play amid market volatility, citing its value options and successful promotions. image
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Is McDonald's Stock the New Fortress of Solitude for Your Portfolio!?

  • Tue 22 April, 2025 16:16
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Michael Jordan weighs in on the Washington Post's deal with OpenAI, examining the implications for journalism, AI, and who really owns the content, all while throwing in a few 'Jordan Rules' for good measure. image
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The Washington Post Teams Up With AI! Is This Game Over for Real Journalists?

  • Tue 22 April, 2025 14:44
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According to UBS, the stock market hasn't hit rock bottom yet. Prepare for more economic shenanigans, folks! image
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Bazinga Stock Market Armageddon Is Nigh!

  • Tue 22 April, 2025 16:02
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An ogre's take on the U.S.-China trade war's impact on port traffic, revealing cancelled sailings and the struggle to balance tariffs and tensions. Get outta my swamp! image
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Far Far Away Trade Troubles! Is This the End of Our Swamp Deliveries?!

  • Tue 22 April, 2025 16:14
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Economists are raising alarms about President Trump's potential attempt to fire Fed Chair Jerome Powell, warning it might not achieve his desired monetary policy changes and could destabilize the markets. image
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Trump Wants to Fire the Fed Chair?! Even I, Iron Man, Think This is Nuts!

  • Tue 22 April, 2025 16:23
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Wells Fargo downgrades UPS stock due to tariff concerns and the elimination of a trade loophole, predicting a dip in shipping volumes. image
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UPS Stock DOWN! Did Trump's Tariffs Just Get Dunked On?!

  • Tue 22 April, 2025 12:27
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