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Bender analyzes the recent stock market turbulence, Warren Buffett's advice, and provides a robot's (highly biased) perspective on navigating economic uncertainty. image
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Bender's Guide to Making a Killing in the Stock Market (Or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Dip!)

  • Tue 22 April, 2025 17:47
  • 2 minutes to read
Environmental activists paint Wall Street's Charging Bull green on Earth Day, sparking debate and a quick cleanup. image
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Charging Bull Gets a Magical Makeover What Would Dumbledore Do?!

  • Tue 22 April, 2025 17:01
  • 3 minutes to read
Trump's executive order seeks to modify Medicare drug price negotiation rules, potentially impacting drugmakers, patients, and Medicare spending. image
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GET OVER HERE! Trump's Pill Penalty U-Turn Could Cost You!?

  • Tue 22 April, 2025 18:15
  • 3 minutes to read
Jackie Chan breaks down the U.S. dollar's fall against the Swiss franc, market volatility, and what it all means for your investment future! image
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Holy Swiss Franc Batman Dollar DOOMED!?

  • Tue 22 April, 2025 18:00
  • 3 minutes to read
Amidst market chaos, a $110 million Manhattan penthouse hits the market, targeting ultra-rich buyers unaffected by economic turbulence and tariff tantrums. image
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Holy Penthouse Plunge! Is New York's $110 Million Pad Worth More Than My Hair Gel?!

  • Tue 22 April, 2025 17:30
  • 3 minutes to read
Mr. Bean attempts to decipher the bewildering world of stock market fluctuations, tariffs, and AI, with predictably chaotic results. image
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Teddy! Business is TERRIFYING! Stocks Go Up, Stocks Go Down! What IS Going On?!

  • Tue 22 April, 2025 17:38
  • 2 minutes to read
White House defends Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth amidst reports of sharing sensitive military information on Signal, raising concerns about national security protocols and potential leaks. image
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Is Trump's Defense Chief a Terminator in Disguise?! Or Just Dangerously Clueless!

  • Tue 22 April, 2025 18:08
  • 3 minutes to read
Donald Trump's tariffs on China could cost Meta up to $7 billion in ad revenue, with a potential $23 billion hit if a recession hits, according to analysts. image
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Meta's Gonna Get Scarface'd! Trump's Tariffs Threaten BILLIONS!

  • Tue 22 April, 2025 18:02
  • 4 minutes to read
A survey reveals public and investor discontent with Tesla and Elon Musk, highlighting political polarization and potential damage to the electric vehicle maker's brand. image
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Tesla Sinking Faster Than the Pearl! Even I, Captain Jack, Am Shocked!

  • Tue 22 April, 2025 18:23
  • 3 minutes to read
JPMorgan warns investors about the high volatility of AI cloud company CoreWeave, citing customer concentration and economic uncertainty, but Chuck Norris offers a roundhouse kick of perspective. image
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CoreWeave Stock Too Wild Even For Wall Street! Can Chuck Norris Tame It?!

  • Tue 22 April, 2025 18:17
  • 2 minutes to read

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