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SAP reports a massive jump in operating profit and maintains a positive outlook despite global tariff uncertainties, proving its resilience. image

SAP's Profit Soars! Can It Survive Mortal Kombat Tariffs?!

Wed 23 April, 2025 09:33
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Activist investor Elliott's stake triggers BP's return to oil, boosting shares and sparking takeover rumors with Shell and ExxonMobil eyeing the prize. image

Holy Smokes! BP's Backflip to Oil Fuels Takeover Frenzy!

Wed 23 April, 2025 09:16
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Ace Ventura investigates Elon Musk's decreasing involvement in Trump's Department of Government Efficiency amidst Tesla's financial woes and accusations of conflicting interests. image

Elon Musk Ditching Trump's Swamp Drainers?! Allllrighty Then!

Tue 22 April, 2025 23:11
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Mr. Bean reports on the EU's hefty fines for Apple and Meta over digital competition breaches, finding it all rather perplexing and somewhat amusing. image

Apple and Meta Spanked! EU Says 'No More Funny Business'!

Wed 23 April, 2025 10:19
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Elon Musk navigates the treacherous waters of Trump's tariff policies, revealing Tesla's vulnerabilities and future strategies. Can Tesla survive? image

Elon Musk Breaks With Trump Over Tariffs! Is This the End of Tesla?!

Tue 22 April, 2025 23:34
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Duke Nukem reports on how Chinese export restrictions on rare earth magnets are impacting Tesla's Optimus robot production, and what it means for the future of world domination... I mean, uh, robotics. image

Elon's Bots BUSTED! China's Magnet Mayhem Threatens Tesla's Robot Revolution!?

Wed 23 April, 2025 08:04
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Bugs Bunny reports on Singapore's inflation and economic slowdown, adding his signature wit and wisdom (mostly wit). image

Eh What's Up Doc! Singapore's Economy Slower Than a Tortoise Race!

Wed 23 April, 2025 05:42
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As BNPL options surge in popularity for travel, I'm diving into the trend, the risks, and whether it's truly the 'desi girl' way to see the world. image

Buy Now Pay Later Travel Boom A Blessing or a Burden! My Take!

Wed 23 April, 2025 03:53
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The International Monetary Fund's latest forecast is making the galaxy nervous, with growth projections for major Asian economies plummeting faster than a poorly maintained Razor Crest. image

The Galaxy's Economy Is Collapsing! Is Beskar Still Worth Anything?!

Wed 23 April, 2025 02:47
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U.S. regulators are side-eyeing Chinese companies listed on American exchanges, and it's giving major 'delisting' vibes. Is this the end of an era, or just another plot twist in the Kardashian-level drama of international finance? image

OMG Are Chinese Stocks About to Get Canceled!?

Wed 23 April, 2025 04:02
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