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Ragnar Lothbrok analyzes Bernstein's bullish upgrade of Cava, foreseeing a prosperous future for the fast-casual chain despite market uncertainties. image

Cava Stock Set to Conquer Wall Street Like Vikings Invading England! Will Your Purse Be Ready?

Wed 23 April, 2025 10:32
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Limited-time credit card welcome bonuses offer Spartan-worthy rewards, but only for those who can meet the spending demands. Act quickly, or face my wrath! image

Credit Card Gods Offer BOONS! Will You Accept Their Challenges?

Tue 22 April, 2025 17:25
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The EU Commission slaps Apple and Meta with hefty fines for Digital Markets Act violations, sparking potential trade war tensions and leaving Spidey wondering if he can swing a discount on his next phone. image

Holy EU Fines, Batman! Apple and Meta Busted by Brussels!

Wed 23 April, 2025 11:41
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Wall Street analysts are slashing price targets for Apple ahead of its earnings report, citing tariff concerns and economic uncertainty. But is it all doom and gloom? image

Apple's Price Target Massacre! Is This the End of the Fruit Empire?!

Wed 23 April, 2025 11:03
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Apple faces advertising watchdog scrutiny over misleading Apple Intelligence marketing, delaying feature releases and sparking class-action lawsuits. Looks like someone needs a lawyer... Better Call Saul! image

Apple's AI Dreams Turn Sour! Did They Cook the Books on iPhone 16?

Wed 23 April, 2025 11:00
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President Trump reports on the recent drop in mortgage demand due to rising interest rates and economic uncertainty, while also taking a few well-deserved shots at the Fed and the Fake News media. image

Mortgage Rates Are Crashing the Fake News Economy! Are You Ready to Win Again?

Wed 23 April, 2025 11:27
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Hedge fund titan Dan Loeb ditches almost all of his Magnificent 7 stock holdings amidst market turmoil, opting for credit and event-driven strategies. Prepare for anarchy! image

Why So Serious About the Magnificent 7? Dan Loeb Dumps Stocks, Chaos Ensues!

Wed 23 April, 2025 11:52
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Eli Lilly is suing four telehealth companies for selling compounded versions of their weight loss and diabetes drugs, alleging deceptive practices and potential health risks. image

Knock-Off Weight Loss Drugs Exposed! Are You Being Fooled?!

Wed 23 April, 2025 10:30
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Boeing shows signs of recovery with increased revenue and production, but faces challenges with tariffs, employee morale, and FAA approval. image

Boeing's Profit Awakens! Can the 737 MAX Fly Again?!

Wed 23 April, 2025 12:19
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Capital One's recent earnings report and the upcoming acquisition of Discover Financial Services have investors feeling optimistic, but will it truly be a magical transformation? image

Capital One Stock Soars Is Discover the Next Golden Snitch?!

Wed 23 April, 2025 00:36
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