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Amidst tariff turmoil, Wall Street analysts identify three promising stocks poised for long-term growth: Affirm Holdings, TJX Companies, and CyberArk Software. image
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Bazinga Stock Market on the Brink? Three Stocks That Will Make You Say Bazinga!

  • Sun 13 April, 2025 10:42
  • 4 minutes to read
After a rough patch, the Magnificent Seven stocks are showing signs of life, attracting investors who think they might be, well, 'cheap.' But are they really ready to party like it's 2022? image
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Are the Magnificent Seven Stocks Back From the Swamp?! You Won't Believe What Happens Next!

  • Sun 13 April, 2025 10:34
  • 3 minutes to read
Amidst accusations and broken promises, the Russia-Ukraine conflict simmers, with a potential U.S.-backed deal hanging by a thread and everyone pointing fingers like it's Albuquerque. image
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Russia and Ukraine Agreement a Total Disaster? Is Someone Cooking Up More Than Just Meth!

  • Sun 13 April, 2025 09:10
  • 3 minutes to read
Stewie Griffin reports on Japan's struggle with a weak yen, trade talks with the U.S., and the potential for currency manipulation. Prepare for some economic mayhem! image
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Yen-sanity Now! Is Japan's Currency Crisis About to Explode?!

  • Sun 13 April, 2025 07:05
  • 3 minutes to read
A Maryland man wrongly deported to El Salvador is now stuck in a 'Terrorism Confinement Center,' leaving a judge demanding answers from the Trump Administration. Sounds familiar, doesn't it? image
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They Deported Him Where?! Another Fine Mess Courtesy of Bureaucracy!

  • Sat 12 April, 2025 22:08
  • 3 minutes to read
A small bridal shop owner faces rising costs due to tariffs on Chinese imports, threatening the wedding industry and forcing her to consider...Russia?! image
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Wedding Armageddon! Will Tariffs Turn Brides into Tomb Raiders?!

  • Sat 12 April, 2025 13:05
  • 3 minutes to read
NYU's tuition-free program saw a dip in low-income students, raising questions about whether these initiatives truly level the playing field or just make it harder for the little guy to get a bone. image
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Yabba Dabba Doo! Free College Ain't Always What It Seems!

  • Sat 12 April, 2025 13:28
  • 2 minutes to read
Captain Marvel shares her cosmic wisdom on navigating rising costs, from smart spending to dodging debt, so you can keep your bank account powered up! image
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Is Your Wallet Weeping! Captain Marvel's Guide to Socking it to Soaring Prices!

  • Sat 12 April, 2025 13:00
  • 4 minutes to read
Former Apple engineer Mark Suman leaves cushy job to dive into the world of Bitcoin, co-founding a startup focused on secure user data storage amidst a shifting political landscape and renewed investor interest. image
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Hulk SMASHES Apple Job for BITCOIN?! You Won't Believe What Happened Next!

  • Sat 12 April, 2025 17:13
  • 2 minutes to read
Redfin report unveils the top neighborhoods in the U.S. for 2025, highlighting a shift towards affordable Midwest suburbs and Brooklyn's Prospect Heights-Clinton Hill area. image
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Yo Adrian, Wanna Know Where Everyone's Movin' To?! The Hottest Hoods of 2025 Revealed!

  • Sat 12 April, 2025 14:00
  • 3 minutes to read

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