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Donkey here, reporting on the stock market's wild ride, where everything's a bit upside down and even Jim Cramer's got a Shrek-sized opinion! image

Hold On To Your Waffles! The Stock Market is Crazier Than Lord Farquaad's Haircut!

Thu 24 April, 2025 03:47
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Mr. Bean reports on South Korea's surprising economic contraction and political turmoil, with a sprinkle of Teddy and a dash of disaster. image

South Korea's Economy Doing a Bean-Style Tumble! Is This the End?!

Thu 24 April, 2025 00:30
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SK Hynix crushes revenue and profit estimates fueled by AI memory demand, but warns of future uncertainties. Is this the dawn of Skynet... I mean, a new era? image

SK Hynix Profits Soar Thanks to AI Demand! Are the Machines Winning?!

Thu 24 April, 2025 02:25
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General Motors pivots back to producing transmission parts for gasoline vehicles at its Toledo plant, citing market demand while Trump-era tariffs loom large. image

GM Ditches EV Dreams for Good Old Gas Guzzlers! Hail to the King, Baby!

Wed 23 April, 2025 22:57
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Daenerys Targaryen reports on Elon Musk's X suing Minnesota over its deepfake ban, a battle for free speech in the digital age! image

X vs Minnesota! Is Elon Musk About to Unleash His Dragons on the Land of 10,000 Lakes?!

Wed 23 April, 2025 23:04
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Indiana Jones deciphers GE Vernova's CEO's claims of an unprecedented U.S. electric infrastructure buildout, rivaling the post-WWII era, fueled by economic growth, national security, and a surprising reliance on gas. image

Great Scott! Is America About to Relive the 1940s Electricity Boom!

Wed 23 April, 2025 22:56
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South Korea's GDP contracts for the first time since 2020 amidst political turmoil and trade war woes. Could get ugly, folks! image

What's Up Doc? South Korea's Economy Takes a Tumble!

Thu 24 April, 2025 00:00
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A sharp analysis of SK Hynix's Q1 triumph, fueled by AI's insatiable hunger for HBM and a dash of Holmesian deduction. image

Elementary! SK Hynix Cracks the Code to AI Domination! Will Samsung Ever Recover?

Thu 24 April, 2025 00:04
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SK Hynix rakes in the dough thanks to AI chip demand, leaving competitors like Samsung in the dust. Macroeconomic uncertainties loom, but for now, it's champagne wishes and caviar dreams. image

Bloody Hell! SK Hynix Makes a Killing While Samsung Eats Dust!

Thu 24 April, 2025 00:04
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A group of ex-OpenAI employees and experts are raising concerns about the company's shift to a for-profit model, fearing it will compromise its original mission of ensuring AI benefits all of humanity. image

OpenAI Going Rogue Is Artificial Intelligence About To Break Up With Humanity!

Wed 23 April, 2025 22:55
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