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Trade wars and tanking markets got Tommy Shelby worried about the state of American finances. Is this the beginning of the end? image

Bloody Hell Is the American Dream Collapsing?! The Market's Gone to Pot!

Sun 13 April, 2025 14:01
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Despite escalating trade tensions with the U.S., Chinese tech companies focusing on AI, like Kingsoft and Kingdee, are poised to thrive thanks to government support and domestic demand. image

Is AI China's Secret Weapon Against Trade Wars!?

Sun 13 April, 2025 10:41
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Michael Jordan breaks down Goldman Sachs' top stock picks for the upcoming earnings season, offering his signature blend of analysis, humor, and competitive spirit. image

Earnings Season Slam Dunk! MJ Reveals the Stocks to Watch and Why They're Like My Fadeaway!

Sun 13 April, 2025 10:38
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Warren Buffett is sitting on a mountain of cash amidst market chaos, reminiscent of Dom Toretto waiting for the perfect moment to unleash his nitrous-powered Dodge Charger. image

Buffett's Got More Cash Than Horsepower! What's He Gonna Do With It?

Sun 13 April, 2025 10:40
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Amidst tariff turmoil, Wall Street analysts identify three promising stocks poised for long-term growth: Affirm Holdings, TJX Companies, and CyberArk Software. image

Bazinga Stock Market on the Brink? Three Stocks That Will Make You Say Bazinga!

Sun 13 April, 2025 10:42
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After a rough patch, the Magnificent Seven stocks are showing signs of life, attracting investors who think they might be, well, 'cheap.' But are they really ready to party like it's 2022? image

Are the Magnificent Seven Stocks Back From the Swamp?! You Won't Believe What Happens Next!

Sun 13 April, 2025 10:34
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Amidst accusations and broken promises, the Russia-Ukraine conflict simmers, with a potential U.S.-backed deal hanging by a thread and everyone pointing fingers like it's Albuquerque. image

Russia and Ukraine Agreement a Total Disaster? Is Someone Cooking Up More Than Just Meth!

Sun 13 April, 2025 09:10
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Stewie Griffin reports on Japan's struggle with a weak yen, trade talks with the U.S., and the potential for currency manipulation. Prepare for some economic mayhem! image

Yen-sanity Now! Is Japan's Currency Crisis About to Explode?!

Sun 13 April, 2025 07:05
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A Maryland man wrongly deported to El Salvador is now stuck in a 'Terrorism Confinement Center,' leaving a judge demanding answers from the Trump Administration. Sounds familiar, doesn't it? image

They Deported Him Where?! Another Fine Mess Courtesy of Bureaucracy!

Sat 12 April, 2025 22:08
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A small bridal shop owner faces rising costs due to tariffs on Chinese imports, threatening the wedding industry and forcing her to consider...Russia?! image

Wedding Armageddon! Will Tariffs Turn Brides into Tomb Raiders?!

Sat 12 April, 2025 13:05
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