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Forrest Gump reports on how Perplexity AI is buddying up with Motorola to put AI right in your pocket, just like Jenny in my heart. It's like a box of chocolates, you never know what kinda questions you're gonna ask! image

Stupid is as Stupid Does: Perplexity AI and Motorola Go Together Like Peas and Carrots!

Thu 24 April, 2025 16:24
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Motorola integrates Perplexity AI directly into its phones, aiming to make AI the next big thing. I, for one, welcome our new AI overlords... or at least find it mildly interesting. image

Perplexity AI and Motorola: This Changes Everything (Maybe)

Thu 24 April, 2025 16:24
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ServiceNow's impressive Q1 results and optimistic forecast demonstrate the power of order in a chaotic world, even with Elon Musk sniffing around. image

ServiceNow Cleans Its Room: A Jungian Analysis of Tech Earnings and Elon Musk

Thu 24 April, 2025 15:51
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Despite macroeconomic anxieties, ServiceNow's Q1 results soar, fueled by AI and government contracts, proving order can emerge from chaos. image

Clean Your Room and Invest: ServiceNow's Unexpected Triumph in the Chaos Dragon's Lair

Thu 24 April, 2025 15:51
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Alphabet's Q1 earnings are in, and Agent J is on the case, investigating AI arms races, regulatory battles, and whether self-driving cars can outrun a neuralyzer. image

Google's Alphabet Earnings Report: An MIB Perspective - Are They Human... or Just Wearing Suits?

Thu 24 April, 2025 16:00
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Alphabet's Q1 earnings report reveals a tech giant navigating AI competition, regulatory scrutiny, and market fluctuations with a mix of innovation and strategic acquisitions. image

Google's Q1 Earnings: Shaken, Not Stirred by AI Rivals and Regulatory Storms

Thu 24 April, 2025 16:00
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Homer Simpson reports on how high mortgage rates and a wobbly economy are making it harder to buy a house, even if it has a donut-shaped kitchen. image

Doh! Housing Market Goes D'oh-wnhill!

Thu 24 April, 2025 15:01
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Homer Simpson reports on the housing market's slow spring, with insights on high mortgage rates, shrinking sales, and the general 'Doh!'-inducing state of things. image

Doh! Housing Market Takes a Dive! Blame It on Those Dang Mortgage Rates!

Thu 24 April, 2025 15:01
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A bonehead's bonfire in the Pine Barrens turns into a multi-state air quality crisis. Time to short some hazmat suits? image

Jersey Inferno: Some Guys Just Can't Handle Their Pallets

Thu 24 April, 2025 14:06
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Saul Goodman breaks down Wall Street's latest stock recommendations, offering his unique, and possibly illegal, insights into the market's biggest players. image

Better Call Saul's Stock Picks: Wall Street's Hottest Tips, Served With a Side of Sarcasm!

Thu 24 April, 2025 12:26
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