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Fred Flinstone reports on China's efforts to support businesses amid rising US trade tensions and economic challenges. Looks like things are about to get rocky! image

Yabba Dabba Doo! China's Got a Plan to Tackle Those Pesky Tariffs!

Fri 25 April, 2025 09:21
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South Korea's racing against the clock to strike a deal with the U.S., hoping to dodge those pesky tariffs! Can they pull off a 'Talk-no-Jutsu' miracle? image

Believe It! South Korea Tries to Rasengan a Trade Deal with the US Before Trump's Jutsu Hits!

Fri 25 April, 2025 04:42
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Waymo, Alphabet's autonomous vehicle unit, is crushing the robotaxi market with over 250,000 weekly paid rides, leaving competitors like Tesla in the dust. It's not about the destination, it's about the CR7-level domination! image

Siiiii! Even Robotaxis Can't Escape Cristiano Ronaldo: Waymo Dominates Self-Driving Game!

Thu 24 April, 2025 22:05
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Amidst denials and tariff threats, the US and China appear locked in a trade war standoff, leaving economists and even Messi scratching their heads. image

Trump vs. China: Is Anyone Actually Talking? Even I Pass Better Than These Negotiations!

Fri 25 April, 2025 03:59
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From biotech jitters to housing market hiccups and the surprising strength of AI data centers, I, Wonder Woman, break down the day's market moves with truth, justice, and a lasso full of humor! image

By Hera! Stocks Ride the Rollercoaster: A Wonder Woman's Take on Wall Street's Woes and Wins!

Thu 24 April, 2025 23:20
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Jim Cramer points to strong earnings and White House silence as key factors in the market's recent rally. Could this be my doing? image

One Million Dollars! Market Rallies Back, Thanks To Earnings (And My Sheer Evil Genius?)

Thu 24 April, 2025 23:02
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The Trump Organization's sale of 'Trump 2028' merchandise raises eyebrows and constitutional questions, suggesting a potential bid for a third term despite existing limitations. image

Illogical Apparel: Trump Organization Markets '2028' Merchandise, Igniting Third Term Speculation

Thu 24 April, 2025 23:58
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A magically amusing report on the trade talks between South Korea and the United States, where tariffs might vanish faster than Gilderoy Lockhart's memory. image

Holy Hedwigs! South Korea and the US Negotiate Trade Deals Faster Than a Firebolt!

Fri 25 April, 2025 00:12
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Intel fears economic slowdown due to trade wars, like a disturbance in the Force, unsettling it is. image

Recession Looms, the Tariff Wars Do, Mmm?

Thu 24 April, 2025 22:43
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An analysis of how Trump's trade policies could impact Alphabet's advertising revenue, sprinkled with humor and a dash of Gates-style wisdom. image

Trump's Trade Tariffs Threaten Google's Ad Empire: A Gatesian Perspective

Thu 24 April, 2025 23:50
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