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After a dismal May, the Health Care Select Sector SPDR Fund (XLV) is showing signs of a potential rebound, driven by key support levels and oversold conditions in its top holdings, according to Mr. Burns. image

Excellent! Health Care Stocks Primed for a Comeback, Says Montgomery Burns

Wed 04 June, 2025 18:27
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Turns out Trump's tariffs are making your Krusty Burgers more expensive, proving once again that nobody likes a price gouger, man! image

Eat My Shorts, Tariffs! Trump's Price Hikes Gotcha!

Wed 04 June, 2025 18:32
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California's high-speed rail project faces potential funding loss after federal officials cite broken promises and missed deadlines. Oh, behave! image

California High-Speed Rail: Is It Going to Make It, Baby? YEAH!

Wed 04 June, 2025 19:14
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Real estate sector's been chillin', but these office REITs might just be the comeback story of '25, word! image

Banksy Buys a Bank? Office REITs Making Moves Like Jazz at Geoffrey's!

Wed 04 June, 2025 19:26
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A spicy tale of three amigos, a fiery chicken recipe, and a billion-dollar dream come true, proving even a kitty like me can learn a thing or two about clucking success! image

Holy Guacamole! From Parking Lot to Palaces: Dave's Hot Chicken Cooks Up a Billion-Dollar Deal!

Wed 04 June, 2025 18:49
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Nikesh Arora, CEO of Palo Alto Networks, hops onto Uber's board amidst executive shakeups and robotaxi showdowns. Sounds like a bumpy ride! image

Uber's Got a New Donkey in the Stable: Palo Alto CEO Joins the Ride!

Wed 04 June, 2025 20:07
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The U.S. Education Department accuses Columbia University of failing to protect Jewish students, putting its accreditation on the line. Looks like someone's in the doghouse! image

Bite My Shiny Metal Accreditation! Columbia Gets Zapped by Education Department!

Wed 04 June, 2025 20:09
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Even as some Trump-era promises materialize, the financial sector shows signs of cooling, prompting questions about whether the upside has already been priced in. A curious case indeed! image

Financial Fortunes Fading Fast? A Dumbledore Diagnosis

Wed 04 June, 2025 20:16
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Elon Musk unleashes his fury on Trump's tax-cut bill, calling it a path to 'debt slavery' and urging Congress to strike it down, after his departure from the DOGE group. image

GET OVER HERE... and KILL THIS BILL! Musk's FATALITY on Trump's 'Debt Slavery' Scheme

Wed 04 June, 2025 19:57
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Jackie Chan analyzes the Federal Reserve's report indicating a slight economic contraction in the U.S., attributing it to tariff-related uncertainties and business hesitancy. It's like trying to do a stunt without a safety net – risky! image

U.S. Economy Takes a Tumble, Like Me Off a Building in a Movie! Tariffs the Real Villain?

Wed 04 June, 2025 19:34
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