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Puss in Boots reports on a hedge fund manager's forecast of a stock market correction, potential Bitcoin woes, and a Federal Reserve that may not play ball. image

Ai, Chihuahua! Billionaire Predicts Market Mayhem: Will the Economy Face the Sword of Destiny?

Tue 01 July, 2025 13:23
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Donkey reports on how Trump's tariffs might have messed with the Federal Reserve's plans for easier monetary policy, leaving everyone in a 'wait-and-see' swamp. image

Trump's Tariff Tantrums: Did They Spoil the Fed's Rate Cut Party?

Tue 01 July, 2025 14:22
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The Senate's been pulling an all-nighter, wrangling over Trump's 'megabill' like it's a shiny new toaster oven. Will it pass, or will it end up in the garbage compactor? image

Bite My Shiny Metal Bill: Senate's All-Night Vote-a-Rama!

Tue 01 July, 2025 14:26
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Mr. Bean reports on why Goldman Sachs thinks Hasbro, the makers of wonderful things like Monopoly, could be getting even more wonderful, especially with their games! image

Teddy's Triumph! Hasbro's Games Get a Gold Star (and Maybe a Biscuit?)

Tue 01 July, 2025 11:15
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Pandemic-era economic woes fuel a rise in uninsured and underinsured drivers, leaving insured motorists at risk. Protect yourself or face the consequences! image

Highway to Hell: Uninsured Drivers Surge, Leaving You Vulnerable!

Mon 30 June, 2025 19:45
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From Netflix to midcaps, Tony Montana breaks down where the real money's at in the market, because everybody wants to be rich. image

Say Hello to My Little Portfolio: Tony Montana's Take on Stocks That Don't F*** You Over

Tue 01 July, 2025 12:25
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Captain Jack Sparrow reports on Goldman Sachs' bullish outlook for Omada Health, a virtual care company, highlighting its potential for significant growth and profitability despite recent stock dips. Savvy? image

Shiver Me Timbers! Goldman Sachs Says Omada Health's Stock Be Treasure!

Tue 01 July, 2025 12:04
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Chuck Norris breaks down why luxury spending is down, except for jewelry, which is tougher than a Texas Ranger. image

Luxury Market Feels the Roundhouse Kick: Jewelry Survives, Handbags Tap Out!

Tue 01 July, 2025 12:00
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A one-eyed mutant's take on Wall Street's latest upgrades, downgrades, and what it all means for your hypothetical robot investments. image

Good News, Everyone! Wall Street's Makin' Some Noise (and Maybe Some Money)

Tue 01 July, 2025 12:14
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A chaotic pre-market sees Tesla facing political headwinds, flying taxis soaring, and the usual Wall Street shenanigans. Are you sure about that blue pill? image

Reality Check: Trump Targets Tesla, While Flying Taxis Prepare for Takeoff!

Tue 01 July, 2025 12:20
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