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Gandalf the Grey reports on Alphabet's surprising financial upswing amidst AI battles and trade war shadows, proving even tech giants can have a Fellowship of the Ring-like comeback. image

Not All Who Wander Are Lost, But Alphabet's Stock Is Certainly Found: A Wizard's Take on Tech

Fri 25 April, 2025 20:02
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Even amid AI battles and trade winds, Alphabet's coffers swell, proving that sometimes, you simply *can* pass! image

Not All Who Wander Are Lost, Especially When They Find Alphabet's Profits!

Fri 25 April, 2025 20:02
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Princess Zelda investigates the SEC's shifting stance on crypto, pondering if it's a genuine change of heart or a Ganondorf-level scheme. image

Hyrule's Heroine Reports: SEC Thawing Towards Crypto, or is Ganon Behind This?

Fri 25 April, 2025 19:09
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Princess Zelda analyzes the SEC's shift in crypto regulation, Trump's involvement, and the potential impact on the digital Hyrule...err, world. image

Hyrule's Heroine Reports: SEC Rethinks Crypto Rules, Is This the 'Courage' We Needed?

Fri 25 April, 2025 19:09
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Mario dives into Bank of America's tips for navigating market chaos with high-quality dividend stocks, proving even a plumber can understand Wall Street! image

It's-a Me, Mario! Predicting Market Mayhem (and Mushrooms!) with Bank of America!

Fri 25 April, 2025 19:01
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Lara Croft investigates Bank of America's tips on navigating market volatility with high-quality, dividend-yielding financial stocks. Expect puns, perils, and perhaps a few ancient artifacts. image

Raiders of the Lost Dividends: Can High-Yield Stocks Save Your Loot?

Fri 25 April, 2025 19:01
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Two judges, one in New Mexico and one in Wisconsin, find themselves in a rocky situation after allegedly interfering with immigration enforcement. Looks like someone's going to the quarry... of justice! image

Yabba Dabba Doo Arrests! Judges in Hot Water Over Immigration Kerfuffle!

Fri 25 April, 2025 19:35
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A former New Mexico judge and a Wisconsin judge find themselves on the wrong side of the law, accused of obstructing Trump-era immigration enforcement. Is this justice or just another cosmic kerfuffle? image

Higher Further Faster? More Like Higher Further Farcical! Judges Arrested in Immigration Enforcement Snafu

Fri 25 April, 2025 19:35
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Senators Warren and Schiff cry foul over Trump's meme coin dinner, Hulk think it stink! image

Hulk SMASH! Trump Meme Coin Scheme Make Hulk ANGRY!

Fri 25 April, 2025 19:18
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A new analysis reveals how Trump's tariffs disproportionately impact the poorest U.S. households, making even my free kicks look fair in comparison. image

Trump's Tariff Tango: Even Messi Can't Dribble Around These Taxes!

Fri 25 April, 2025 16:47
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