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Bank of America identifies key tech stocks like Block, Spotify, PayPal, Microsoft, and Roblox as 'Buy' opportunities, and I, Elon Musk, am here to sprinkle some rocket fuel on that analysis. image

To the Moon? Bank of America's Hot Tech Stock Picks - A Muskian Take

Sat 26 April, 2025 13:01
2 minutes to read

Amazon and Nvidia signal a shift towards fossil fuels, including natural gas, to meet the voracious energy demands of Artificial Intelligence, sparking environmental concerns. image

AI's Dirty Secret: Tech Giants Turn to Fossil Fuels to Power the Future

Sat 26 April, 2025 13:08
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Amidst market volatility fueled by trade tariff news, some stocks are flashing warning signs of being overbought while others are looking like hidden oases. Time to grab your machete and navigate this financial wilderness! image

Market Swings and Stock Survival: Navigating the Tariff Jungle with Bear Grylls

Sat 26 April, 2025 13:06
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Ragnar Lothbrok analyzes the recent market rebound, trade war feints, and whether this rally has the strength of a Viking longship or is just a flimsy raft. image

Valhalla or Bust: Can This Market Rally Survive Ragnarok?

Sat 26 April, 2025 13:11
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Airline CEOs whine about fewer people wanting to be crammed into metal tubes, blame uncertainty, and hint at cheaper tickets. Uncertainty, boy! image

Boy, These Airlines Are Weaker Than My Patience! Recession Clouds Gather Over Row 33

Sat 26 April, 2025 12:00
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As recession fears rise, social media users are sharing tips and tricks from the 2008 financial crisis to help navigate today's economic uncertainty. Looks like my spidey-sense isn't the only thing tingling! image

Great Recession 2.0? TikTok's Throwback to Thrifty Times!

Sat 26 April, 2025 13:16
4 minutes to read

Geralt of Rivia reports from the front lines of diplomacy, where Trump and Zelenskyy meet in Rome to discuss peace in Ukraine, amidst tensions and papal tributes. Toss a coin to your Witcher, if you like the read. image

Trump and Zelenskyy's Vatican Powwow: A Witcher's Take on Peace, Politics, and Papal Farewells

Sat 26 April, 2025 12:14
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World leaders and faithful bid farewell to Pope Francis, a simple man with simple tastes. A good man, who is gone too soon. Good riddance! image

Excellent! Pope Francis's Funeral Draws Massive Crowds, Even More Massive Than My Annual Birthday Bash!

Sat 26 April, 2025 10:30
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Turns out, even buying grub is getting tougher, with more peeps using those 'Buy Now, Pay Later' deals and sometimes forgetting to pay up. Ay, Caramba! image

Eat My Shorts, Broke Americans Finance Groceries with Buy Now, Pay Later!

Sat 26 April, 2025 11:00
2 minutes to read

Will Smith, err, I mean, the Fresh Prince, reports on the surprisingly civilized meeting between Trump and Zelenskyy amidst peace talks and fashion faux pas. image

Trump and Zelenskyy's Roman Holiday: Productive or Just Another Episode of 'Who Wore It Better?'

Sat 26 April, 2025 10:17
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