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Citigroup upgrades On Holding, citing pricing power and potential backlash against American brands as key factors for success in the turbulent tariff environment. Prepare for total market domination, it's going to be Biblical! image

ON Holding: The Undisputed Champion of Athletic Footwear, Beats Tariffs Like I Beat Bears!

Mon 28 April, 2025 14:17
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Citigroup suggests On Holding's unique position and potential backlash against American brands could boost its stock despite tariff concerns. image

On Holding: Is This Swiss Sneaker Brand the One Who Knocks Out Nike?

Mon 28 April, 2025 14:17
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Tech companies like Google, Amazon, Microsoft and Nvidia invest into AI Startups but are now banding together with Cloud Software Vendors like Veza to amp up their cybersecurity and protect their digital goodies. Giggity! image

Giggity Goo! Tech Giants Gettin' Cozy with Cloud Software, and Quagmire's Got the Inside Scoop!

Mon 28 April, 2025 13:00
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Cloud software vendors, including Atlassian, Snowflake, and Workday, invest $108 million in Veza to manage employee access to internal technologies, highlighting the growing importance of cybersecurity in a world filled with more villains than a Bond movie. image

Giggity Giggity Goo! Tech Giants Band Together to Invest in Veza - Because Apparently, Everyone's Been Naughty with Corporate Data!

Mon 28 April, 2025 13:00
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Putin announces a three-day ceasefire, but Ukraine and the U.S. aren't buying it. It's like when Kyle tries to be nice, but it's just a big Jew plot! image

Screw You Guys, I'm Declaring a Ceasefire! Putin's Totally Awesome (Not) Plan

Mon 28 April, 2025 14:00
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Ellen Ripley's take on the latest analyst calls: upgrades, downgrades, and enough market jargon to make a Xenomorph's head explode. image

Wall Street's Wild Ride: Ripley's Report on Stocks That'll Make You Scream (or Rich)

Mon 28 April, 2025 13:23
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Gandalf reports on IBM's massive investment in US manufacturing and quantum computing, a move that might just rival the forges of the dwarves! image

By the Beards of the Valar! IBM Pledges a King's Ransom to American Innovation

Mon 28 April, 2025 13:30
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Europe's property market is bouncing back like I bounce after eating ramen, but watch out for those sneaky economic jutsu! image

Believe It! Europe's Real Estate is Rasengan-ing Back to Life!

Mon 28 April, 2025 10:50
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A massive power outage plunges parts of Spain and Portugal into darkness, leaving Pokimane wondering if this is a new Twitch meta. image

Spain's Lights Out! Did Someone Forget to Pay the Electric Bill?

Mon 28 April, 2025 11:54
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A look at the increasing access retail investors have to private equity, questioning if they're truly equipped to handle the risks and complexities involved. image

Retail Investors Playing the PE Game Are They Ready to Face the Bouncers?

Mon 28 April, 2025 12:24
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