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Palo Alto Networks buys Protect AI to beef up its AI defenses, proving that even in cybersecurity, it's not the years, honey, it's the mileage. image

Palo Alto Networks Chases AI Security Like Indy Chases the Ark! A Tech Adventure!

Mon 28 April, 2025 16:14
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Bugs Bunny reports on Goldman Sachs' prediction that companies with strong dividend programs will outperform those focused on growth in uncertain economic times. Looks like cash is king, or should I say, carrot! image

Eh, What's Up, Doc? Goldman Says Dividend Stocks are the Real Hare-os!

Mon 28 April, 2025 15:31
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A sharp decline in the S&P 500 marks President Trump's initial days, echoing the economic uncertainties of Nixon's era. image

Elementary, My Dear Investors: Trump's First 100 Days in Market Mayhem!

Mon 28 April, 2025 14:25
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Tommy Shelby reports on Temu's sudden price hikes and import charges after Trump's tariffs, leaving customers feeling less like billionaires and more like they've been double-crossed. image

Temu's Playing a Dangerous Game: Trump's Tariffs and the Price of 'Shopping Like a Billionaire'

Mon 28 April, 2025 16:15
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A widespread power outage in Spain and Portugal caused chaos, and I, Michael Jordan, am here to comment with my usual blend of wit and winning mentality. image

Lights Out, Europe? I Take Blackouts Personally (Like Losing to the Pistons)

Mon 28 April, 2025 14:05
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Sora Lee's journey from college to millionaire tech entrepreneur, with a few lessons on loyalty, adaptability, and knowing your worth – family style. image

From Zero to a Million: How Family and Fast Cars Can Teach You to Win at the Tech Game

Mon 28 April, 2025 13:00
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Sheldon Cooper, PhD, dissects Wall Street's week ahead, from tariff tribulations to the tantalizing potential of a new Grand Theft Auto, all while maintaining the utmost scientific rigor (and a healthy dose of sarcasm). image

Bazinga! Sheldon's Scrutiny of Stock Shenanigans: A Perfectly Rational Market Analysis

Mon 28 April, 2025 13:07
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Shrek's take on how the stock market's been ogre-the-top since Trump's second term began, and why history says things might not get much better... unless you like mud pies. image

Somebody Once Told Me: Trump's Stock Market is a Swamp!

Mon 28 April, 2025 13:21
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A new report reveals that employees are increasingly turning to AI for tasks like brainstorming and data analysis, sometimes due to fear of judgment, raising concerns about the future of human connection in the workplace. Looks like I need to work on my people skills... or upgrade everyone's AI! image

Stark Reality: Humans Preferring AI Over Colleagues - Is This My Fault?

Mon 28 April, 2025 13:05
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After a rough patch, Peloton's stock is showing signs of recovery, giving investors hope for a profitable future. Is it finally safe to invest, or is this another Games? image

Peloton's on Fire! (But Hopefully Not Like My Dress)

Mon 28 April, 2025 13:20
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