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A Senate report alleges Elon Musk used his influence with the Trump administration to potentially avoid over $2 billion in liabilities. Smithers, release the hounds... on these accusations! image

Excellent! Musk's Masterful Maneuver: Avoiding Billions, Benefiting Bigly!

Mon 28 April, 2025 17:39
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According to Apollo Global Management, Trump's tariffs could lead to shortages and a recession by summer 2025. Ay, caramba! image

Eat My Shorts, Economy! Trump Tariffs to Empty Store Shelves, Predicts Recession!

Mon 28 April, 2025 17:32
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A financial report reveals a widening gap in consumer spending, with the wealthy living it up while the working class tightens their belts. Is this the beginning of a shagalicious recession, or can we still turn this around? image

Groovy or Grim? A Tale of Two Economies, Baby! Yeah!

Mon 28 April, 2025 16:42
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Captain Jack Sparrow deciphers Microsoft's report on how landlubbers are using AI to avoid human contact at work, for better or worse. Savvy? image

Savvy? Why Aye! Captain Jack's Take on AI Stealing Yer Workplace Booty!

Mon 28 April, 2025 14:57
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Chuck Norris weighs in on resume red flags, career longevity, and why short job stints might be a bad sign, unless you can roundhouse kick your way out of it. image

Chuck Norris on Resumes: Short Stints Don't Scare Me, But They Should Scare You!

Mon 28 April, 2025 15:30
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Uber's head honcho suggests ditching the rigid career path for a more 'Wimmy Wamm' whimsical approach to finding fulfillment. Turns out, curiosity didn't just kill the cat; it also paved the way to the C-Suite! image

Good News, Everyone! Uber CEO Says Your Dream Job Might Be Delivering Pizza (Just Kidding... Mostly)

Mon 28 April, 2025 15:50
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Jim Cramer's Charitable Trust lightens its position in CrowdStrike (CRWD) to lock in gains and rebalance its portfolio amid overbought market conditions. image

Reality Check: Cramer's Trust Trims CrowdStrike Stake Amidst Overbought Signals

Mon 28 April, 2025 16:09
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Bill Owens bails on 60 Minutes over corporate meddling, and Duke Nukem has some choice words for the suits and the swamp! image

Hail to the King, Baby! 60 Minutes Loses a Top Gun!

Mon 28 April, 2025 15:21
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Daenerys Targaryen dissects Starbucks' earnings report, operational challenges, and a fiery options trade strategy to navigate the brewing storm. image

Starbucks' Game of Thrones: Will a New Khaleesi Brew a Turnaround or Will the Coffee Dragon Burn?

Mon 28 April, 2025 15:04
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A massive power outage sweeps across the Iberian Peninsula, leaving millions in the dark and sparking concerns of cyber warfare. Was this a glitch in the matrix, or a feature? image

The Great Reset Button: Spain and Portugal Plunge into Darkness

Mon 28 April, 2025 16:10
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