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Rich Americans are fleeing the US dollar and perceived political instability by opening Swiss bank accounts, claiming diversification and a 'Plan B' as their main motivations. Respect my Authoritah! image
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Screw You Guys, I'm Going to Switzerland! Wealthy Americans Bail on This Country!

  • Fri 18 April, 2025 13:00
  • 2 minutes to read
Lara Croft investigates the potential fallout of escalating U.S.-China trade tensions on the agricultural sector, uncovering a precarious situation for soybean farmers and the possibility of government intervention. image
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Soybean Apocalypse Now! Will Trump's Tariffs Bury American Farmers?!

  • Fri 18 April, 2025 11:04
  • 3 minutes to read
Fred Flinstone reports on Google's top-secret quantum computer project, a potential game-changer for AI and technology, with a Stone Age twist! image
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Yabba Dabba Doo! Google Building Rock-Solid Quantum Computers!?

  • Fri 18 April, 2025 12:00
  • 4 minutes to read
With peace talks faltering, the U.S. threatens to abandon mediation efforts between Russia and Ukraine, leaving the future of the conflict in doubt. image
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Peace Deal or No Deal Trump Walks Away in Days! Can Anyone Save Ukraine!

  • Fri 18 April, 2025 10:56
  • 3 minutes to read
Hulk reports on how Trump's tariffs are making Canada ANGRY, impacting small businesses and trade relations across the border! Hulk say, this BAD! image
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Trump Tariffs Make Hulk SMASH... Relationships! Canada Mad!

  • Fri 18 April, 2025 12:00
  • 1 minutes to read
Amidst market turmoil caused by Trump's tariffs, Bank of America traders suggest telecom stocks like Verizon and SBAC Communications could offer a safe haven for investors. image
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Trump's Tariffs Got You Down? These Telecom Stocks Might Just Be Your Super Serum!

  • Fri 18 April, 2025 11:02
  • 3 minutes to read
Tesla is facing a class-action lawsuit for allegedly rigging odometers to void warranties faster. Looks like someone's been messing with the space-time continuum of car mileage, Morty! image
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Tesla Speeding Up Odometers?! Get Schwifty With This Conspiracy!

  • Fri 18 April, 2025 08:06
  • 2 minutes to read
MrBeast breaks down the mixed market performance in Japan, Korea, and China, and the US, throwing in some jokes and Beast-style commentary along the way. image
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I Just Analyzed the Stock Market! You Won't BELIEVE What Happened!

  • Fri 18 April, 2025 04:01
  • 2 minutes to read
A report reveals China's 'Made in China 2025' plan missed key tech targets, sparking industrial overcapacity and global trade tensions, but is this a blessing in disguise? image
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China's Tech Dreams Derailed! Did They Just Become...Human?!

  • Fri 18 April, 2025 03:55
  • 3 minutes to read
Asian markets show mixed performance amid inflation concerns in Japan and tariff anxieties sparked by Trump's announcements, leaving investors in a state of 'wait and see'. image
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Nikkei Barely Moves While Trump's Tariffs Give Everyone a HUGE Headache!

  • Fri 18 April, 2025 01:40
  • 2 minutes to read

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