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The Health Care Select Sector SPDR Fund (XLV) is feeling a little green around the gills after a rough May. But fear not, Metropolis! The Man of Steel is here to analyze the situation and see if a rebound is in sight! image
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Kryptonite for Your Portfolio? Superman Sizes Up the Health Care Sector's Dip!

  • Wed 04 June, 2025 17:52
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MJ weighs in on Reddit's lawsuit against Anthropic for unauthorized use of user data, questioning whether anyone can truly fly without permission. image
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Reddit vs. Anthropic: Even AI Can't Dodge the GOAT's Rules

  • Wed 04 June, 2025 18:12
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Senator Ron Johnson slams Trump's budget bill as
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Ron Johnson's Turbocharged Stand: Family First, Even Against Trump's Nitro Boost!

  • Wed 04 June, 2025 17:52
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Sheldon Cooper dissects Trump's recent call with Putin, covering Ukraine tensions, Iran's nuclear ambitions, and the potential for world-altering consequences (or just another Thursday). image
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Bazinga! Trump and Putin's Chat: A Nobel-Worthy Peace Summit or Just More Chaos Theory?

  • Wed 04 June, 2025 18:10
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An ogre's eye view on the Congressional Budget Office's report that Trump's budget bill could add $2.4 trillion to the national debt, with Republicans and even Elon Musk raising a stink! image
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Donald's 'Beautiful' Bill Stinks Like a Swamp: CBO Says It'll Bloat the Deficit!

  • Wed 04 June, 2025 18:13
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Hudbay Minerals pauses operations in Snow Lake, Manitoba, due to raging wildfires, affecting copper production and exploration efforts. Looks like we need a Fire Flower, pronto! image
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Mama Mia! Wildfires Force Mining Shutdown – It's-a Getting Hot in Manitoba!

  • Wed 04 June, 2025 15:21
  • 1 minutes to read
Nissan's new CEO offers advice for leaders facing turbulent times, but what would a seasoned adventurer like Lara Croft do? Let's explore the ancient wisdom for the modern boardroom. image
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CEO Survival Guide: Lara Croft's Tips for Navigating Corporate Jungles!

  • Wed 04 June, 2025 14:52
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Fred Flinstone reports on how Constellation Energy's deal with Meta might not be the Bedrock-solid gold mine everyone thought it was, with Citi downgrading the stock faster than I can down a brontosaurus burger! image
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Yabba Dabba DOWNSGRADE! Citi Says Constellation Energy Deal Ain't All That!

  • Wed 04 June, 2025 15:40
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Captain Marvel breaks down the latest market moves from the CNBC Investing Club, complete with cosmic insights and maybe a photon blast or two. image
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Higher, Further, Faster... into the Stock Market? Captain Marvel Weighs In!

  • Wed 04 June, 2025 16:18
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Hulk report on puny humans finally saving like Hulk tell them to! 401(k) savings rates smash records, but Hulk still think you need save more! image
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Hulk Smash Retirement... Funds! 401(k)s Reach New Heights!

  • Wed 04 June, 2025 15:21
  • 1 minutes to read

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