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Fred Flinstone reports on United Airlines' fancy new Polaris lounge in Chicago, bigger and better than ever, as airlines battle for the big spender's clams. image

Yabba Dabba Doo! United Airlines Gets Swankier Than Bedrock Estates!

Tue 29 April, 2025 12:01
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PayPal's Venmo finally packs a punch, boosting revenue with clever moves, proving it's more than just for splitting pizza. image

Venmo's Level Up: From Zero to Hero in the PayPal Universe!

Tue 29 April, 2025 11:09
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SoFi is planning to bring back cryptocurrency investing after a regulatory shift, and Hulk has opinions about it. image

HULK SMASH CRYPTO AGAIN! SoFi to Re-Enter Crypto Arena, Hulk Want In!

Tue 29 April, 2025 12:03
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Pfizer reports better-than-expected profits despite sales drop, blaming it on less people catching the 'rona and announces big cost-cutting plans, making Borat wonder if they need a good potato farmer. image

Pfizer Make Like Kazakhstan: Cutting Costs Like I Cut My Neighbor's Wifi!

Tue 29 April, 2025 11:51
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Your favorite dimension-hopping grandpa breaks down the latest stock market shenanigans with a healthy dose of cynicism and a portal gun's worth of financial insight. Spoiler alert: nobody knows what they're doing. image

Wubba Lubba Dub Dub! Rick's Guide to Wall Street's Wildest Calls (May 1st, 2024)

Tue 29 April, 2025 12:09
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UPS slashes jobs and facilities amid economic uncertainty and Amazon slowdown, but Wall Street is still saying, 'I'll be back!' image

UPS Terminates 20,000 Jobs: No Shipping, No Problem, Hasta La Vista, Baby!

Tue 29 April, 2025 12:15
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Rocky Balboa reports on Coca-Cola's surprising earnings victory, proving they're still champ despite trade wars and Pepsi's stumble. image

Coca-Cola KO's Wall Street Expectations: Like a Punch to the Gut!

Tue 29 April, 2025 11:35
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Novo Nordisk partners with telehealth giants to make Wegovy more accessible, but will it actually help people or just line the pockets of big pharma and tech companies? image

WEGOVY GOES VIRTUAL: IS THIS THE FUTURE OR JUST ANOTHER LEVEL 90 MARKETING GIMMICK?

Tue 29 April, 2025 12:22
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General Motors navigates tariff turmoil and industry instability, reassessing financial forecasts and pausing stock buybacks. It's like giving away a million dollars... but then realizing you might need it later! image

GM's Wild Ride: Tariffs, Trump, and a Whole Lotta Uncertainty!

Tue 29 April, 2025 11:58
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Goku reports on the turbulence caused by Trump's policies in Europe, leaving leaders scrambling and economies wobbling. Can Europe handle this Kamehameha of uncertainty? image

Trump's First 100 Days: Chaos in Europe?! Time to Power Up!

Tue 29 April, 2025 09:27
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