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The White House is tweaking automotive tariffs, leaving automakers both relieved and still kinda nervous. It's like offering a dragon a mint after stealing his gold. image

Trump's Tariff Tango: Will It Help or Just Make Cars Do the Donkey Dance?

Tue 29 April, 2025 13:45
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Jackie Chan dives into the U.S. Consumer Financial Protection Bureau's budget woes, Trump-era cuts, and potential impact on consumer safeguards with a humorous, action-packed twist. image

Haiya! CFPB's Kung Fu Fighting Skills Slashed? Jackie Chan Investigates!

Tue 29 April, 2025 12:53
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Ace Ventura, Pet Detective (and part-time financial guru), deciphers the stock market's ups and downs, offering hilarious yet practical advice for investors of all ages...and species! image

Alllllrighty Then! Stock Market Rollercoaster: Ace's Tips for Not Losing Your Shirt (and Your Sanity!)

Tue 29 April, 2025 12:53
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Mr. Bean shares his thoughts on General Motors recalling nearly 600,000 SUVs and trucks due to potential engine failures. A right pickle! image

Oh Dear! My Motor Mishap Musings: GM Recalls Vehicles!

Tue 29 April, 2025 12:29
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The White House accuses Amazon of a 'hostile and political act' for planning to display Trump's tariff costs next to product prices. Looks like Judgment Day might be coming for Bezos. image

Hasta La Vista, Baby... to Amazon's Profits? Trump's Tariffs Get the Spotlight

Tue 29 April, 2025 13:24
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Ripley reports on the shocking rise in homeowners insurance rates, blaming everything from climate change to greedy insurance companies, and offering some survival tips for homeowners facing financial Xenomorphs. image

Another Fine Mess: Home Insurance Rates Exploding Faster Than a Chestburster!

Mon 28 April, 2025 18:35
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A five-day software outage at Community Health Systems, caused by an Oracle engineer's mishap, forced hospitals to temporarily revert to paper records, raising concerns about the reliability of digital healthcare systems. No Balrogs involved. image

A Shadow Falls on Healing: Oracle's EHR Glitch Plunges Hospitals into the Dark Ages (Almost!)

Tue 29 April, 2025 11:10
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JPMorgan upgrades Qualcomm with an overweight rating, citing diversification beyond smartphones as a key to long-term growth, despite some near-term concerns. image

Hyrule Hears Bullish Buzz: JPMorgan Says 'Look Listen!' to Qualcomm

Tue 29 April, 2025 11:42
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Despite beating earnings expectations, PayPal's stock dips due to revenue miss and economic uncertainties. It's-a complicated! image

Mama Mia! PayPal's Earnings Are a Mixed Mushroom!

Tue 29 April, 2025 12:19
3 minutes to read

Lara Croft deciphers Honeywell's Q1 triumph, navigating market volatility, tariff traps and Cramer's cautions. image

Honeywell's Hot Start: A Croft's Eye View on Market Swings and Ancient Futures

Tue 29 April, 2025 12:22
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