Headlines

the latest news around the world

Showing 3931 to 3940 of 3994 news articles
The European Union is gearing up to retaliate against President Trump's tariffs, potentially sparking a global trade war that could make your Bertie Bott's Every Flavor Beans even pricier! image
Headlines

Trump's Trade War! Is the Muggle World About to Crumble Like a Crumpled Chocolate Frog Card?!

  • Sun 06 April, 2025 11:56
  • 3 minutes to read
In a week of market turmoil fueled by tariff wars, Berkshire Hathaway stands strong, a beacon of stability amidst the chaos, while Buffett denies market manipulation rumors. image
Headlines

Buffett's Empire Strikes Back! S&P 500 Trembles!

  • Sun 06 April, 2025 11:11
  • 2 minutes to read
Analyzing the unexpected impact of Trump's tariffs on the US dollar, as investors grapple with recession fears and a weaker greenback than pre-election. image
Headlines

Trump's Tariff Tango! Is the Dollar Doing the Recession Rumba?!

  • Sun 06 April, 2025 11:13
  • 3 minutes to read
Axelrod dissects the Trump administration's baffling decision to lay off USAID workers in Myanmar amidst a devastating earthquake, questioning motives and highlighting the void left by American leadership. image
Headlines

Trump Gutted Aid to Earthquake Victims?! Is This Peak Incompetence or Just Plain Cruel?

  • Sun 06 April, 2025 10:20
  • 3 minutes to read
Axelrod's scathing take on the Trump administration's handling of disaster relief in Myanmar, where aid workers were laid off amidst the earthquake crisis, leaving the US looking like chumps on the global stage. image
Headlines

Trump Administration Fires Aid Workers During Earthquake Relief! Are We Really This Heartless?

  • Sun 06 April, 2025 10:20
  • 3 minutes to read
Pope Francis makes a public appearance in a wheelchair after a bout of double pneumonia, leaving everyone wondering what's next. image
Headlines

Holy Guacamole Pope Spotted in Wheelchair! Is This the End?!

  • Sun 06 April, 2025 09:50
  • 3 minutes to read
President Trump's strategic tariffs on foreign cars are already making waves, as Jaguar Land Rover pauses U.S. shipments to reassess their game plan. MAGA! image
Headlines

Jaguar Land Rover Surrenders to Trump's Genius Tariffs! Are They Caving Already?

  • Sun 06 April, 2025 10:03
  • 2 minutes to read
Master Chief breaks down the stock market's recent turmoil and highlights potential rebound opportunities, but warns investors to proceed with caution. image
Headlines

Oversold Stocks Ready to BOOM! Is Your Portfolio Ready?!

  • Sat 05 April, 2025 13:03
  • 3 minutes to read
A look at the new tariffs imposed by the U.S. and their potential impact on the global economy, analyzed from a Dark Knight's perspective. image
Headlines

Gotham's Economy About to Get Darker! Is Trump's Trade War the Joker's Ultimate Prank?

  • Sat 05 April, 2025 20:31
  • 3 minutes to read
Nationwide protests erupt against Trump and Musk's policies, with demonstrators demanding 'Hands Off!' on social security, human rights, and more. Is this the start of a new revolution, or just a lot of hissing? image
Headlines

Holy Guacamole! Trump and Musk Under Attack by Angry Mobs!

  • Sat 05 April, 2025 17:56
  • 3 minutes to read

All Rights Reserved © 2023