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Mr. Burns dissects Super Micro's recent financial woes, blaming everything on sluggish employees and those meddling analysts. image
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Excellent! Super Micro's Profits Plummet Like Smithers' Popularity!

  • Tue 29 April, 2025 21:09
  • 2 minutes to read
Wall Street's 'fear gauge' spikes? Chuck Norris advises: Buckle up, buttercup. Opportunity is knocking, and it's wearing a beard. image
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Chuck Norris Says: Fear the VIX? I Eat Volatility for Breakfast!

  • Tue 29 April, 2025 18:07
  • 3 minutes to read
As Baby Boomers inch closer to 80, analysts predict a boom in senior housing, highlighting American Healthcare REIT as a prime investment opportunity. Time to cash in before those geezers do! image
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Holy Geriatric Guacamole! Stock Alert for the Chronologically Gifted!

  • Tue 29 April, 2025 19:09
  • 3 minutes to read
Tariffs and rising cocoa prices are forcing ice cream shops to make tough choices, potentially impacting your favorite flavors. Is this the real world, or just another layer of the Matrix? image
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Wake Up, Neo: The Bitter Truth Behind Your Ice Cream Cone

  • Tue 29 April, 2025 19:38
  • 3 minutes to read
Amazon backpedals on tariff surcharge display after White House blast, while sellers feel the pinch. Looks like someone doesn't want to get on the wrong side of The Donald! image
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Amazon Caves to Trump, Says 'No Way' to Tariff Surcharges: Hail to the King, Baby!

  • Tue 29 April, 2025 18:57
  • 3 minutes to read
Daenerys Targaryen reports on the looming Social Security funding crisis, advising on when to claim benefits, with a touch of fire and blood (mostly financial blood). image
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Winter is Coming...For Your Social Security? A Dragon Queen's Take

  • Tue 29 April, 2025 19:09
  • 4 minutes to read
Morgan Stanley forecasts a $4.7 trillion global humanoid market by 2050, dwarfing the auto industry, with Chinese companies leading the charge. A bold new era of automation is upon us, ready or not! image
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The Great Robot Reset: Humanoids Set to Outstrip Auto Industry, Says Schwab

  • Tue 29 April, 2025 18:30
  • 3 minutes to read
Wall Street predicts a multi-trillion dollar market for humanoid robots by 2050, potentially surpassing the automotive industry. I, Indiana Jones, investigate the implications and investment opportunities. image
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Fortune and Humanoids! Could This Be the Next Great Adventure?

  • Tue 29 April, 2025 18:30
  • 4 minutes to read
Base Power, an Austin-based company, is shaking up the energy scene with virtual power plants, offering homeowners reliable backup and savings. Could this be the end of those pesky power outages, doc? image
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Eh, What's Up, Power Grid? This Startup's Got Batteries... and a Plan!

  • Tue 29 April, 2025 18:27
  • 3 minutes to read
As extreme weather increases demand for reliable power, Base Power emerges with a novel approach: renting home batteries managed by virtual power plants to ensure energy savings and grid stability. image
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Elementary, My Dear Watson! Solving the Power Grid Puzzle with Virtual Power Plants!

  • Tue 29 April, 2025 18:27
  • 3 minutes to read

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