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Cartman reports on the trembling US Treasury yields, tariff exemptions, and the possibility of foreign investors bailing on American bonds. Respect my authoritah! image
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Screw You Guys I'm Dumping Bonds! Treasury Market in Total Chaos!

  • Mon 14 April, 2025 11:18
  • 2 minutes to read
A Yautja's take on the latest market moves: Goldman Sachs dominates, Pfizer falters, and tariffs? Just another hunt. image
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Goldman Sachs ROARS While Pfizer WHIMPERS! Tariffs? We Got Time to Bleed!

  • Mon 14 April, 2025 11:53
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Amidst economic woes and regional pressures, Iran and the US under Trump are engaging in renewed nuclear talks, sparking both hope and fear. image
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Trump and Iran Talking Nukes! Are We All Gonna Die Again?!

  • Mon 14 April, 2025 12:03
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Gandalf the Grey reports on the latest Wall Street calls, navigating tariff wars, and pondering whether Amazon's price cuts are a gift or a trick. Stocks are being upgraded and downgraded by all, be weary of these perilous times! image
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Wall Street Meltdown or Mount Doom?! Stock Picks That Will Make You Shout "Fly, You Fools!"

  • Mon 14 April, 2025 12:14
  • 3 minutes to read
Pfizer halts development of its oral weight loss drug after a patient experienced liver issues, leaving the quest for a convenient weight loss solution unresolved. image
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Pfizer's Weight Loss Pill Fails! Is Hyrule Doomed to Stay Chubby?!

  • Mon 14 April, 2025 12:18
  • 3 minutes to read
Top CEOs are feeling the economic blues, predicting a possible recession. Looks like we might need a Super Star! image
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Mamma Mia! Is the Economy Going Down the Drain Like a Bowser Boss Fight?

  • Mon 14 April, 2025 12:02
  • 2 minutes to read
Goldman Sachs defies market jitters, reporting a Q1 earnings surprise driven by equities trading, while Lara Croft analyzes the economic landscape with a smirk and a quip. image
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Goldman Sachs Just Raided the Tomb of Expectations and Found... Profit!?

  • Mon 14 April, 2025 12:20
  • 3 minutes to read
Fred Flinstone guides you through the Stone Age jungle of car leases, offering humorous ways to end your lease early without ending up in Bedrock's poor house! image
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Yabba Dabba Doo! Escape Your Car Lease Nightmare With These Dino-riffic Tips!

  • Sun 13 April, 2025 12:00
  • 3 minutes to read
Captain Marvel deciphers Wall Street's
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Are Your Stocks About to Be Thanos-Snapped Away!?

  • Sun 13 April, 2025 20:47
  • 5 minutes to read
Chinese President Xi Jinping warns against trade wars and protectionism during Southeast Asian visits, calling for multilateralism and cooperation with Vietnam. image
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Xi Says No Winners in Trade War! Hulk Says, Maybe Smash Protectionism Instead?

  • Mon 14 April, 2025 06:53
  • 1 minutes to read

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