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Bender's take on Microsoft's Q3 earnings, potential slowdown, and tariff troubles. Prepare for maximum sarcasm! image

Bite My Shiny Metal Assets: Microsoft's Earnings Report Is Here!

Wed 30 April, 2025 16:00
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Professor Dumbledore analyzes a recent 'sell' rating on Nvidia, questioning whether the magic of AI has already been priced into the stock, and whether the future holds more tricks than treats for the tech giant. image

Nvidia's Crystal Ball: Overvalued or Misunderstood? A Dumbledore's Perspective

Wed 30 April, 2025 15:39
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Hanzo Hasashi investigates how President Trump's tariffs might impact the 'Made in America' claim, even on golf carts. image

GET OVER HERE! Trump's Trade War Targets... Golf Carts?!

Wed 30 April, 2025 15:57
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President Trump's preferred mode of transportation, the golf cart, faces tariff implications due to its reliance on globally sourced components, highlighting the complexities of 'Made in America' claims. image

Even Trump's Golf Cart Can't Escape the Trade War! Holy Smokes!

Wed 30 April, 2025 15:57
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Global investors, especially from China, are giving Warren Buffett's annual meeting a miss due to increased political tensions and trade war woes. No 'Lovely Lady' sightings in Omaha this year! image

Allllllrighty Then! Buffett's Woodstock Blues: International Investors Skip Omaha Due to Trumped-Up Tensions!

Wed 30 April, 2025 15:33
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Mr. Bean reports on how international tensions are keeping some investors away from Warren Buffett's annual Berkshire Hathaway meeting, like keeping Teddy away from the park! image

Bean There, Done That: Buffett's Bash Loses Some International Flavor!

Wed 30 April, 2025 15:33
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As gold prices soar amid market anxieties, regular individuals are cashing in on old jewelry, but experts advise caution, especially regarding sentimental or antique pieces and potential tax implications. image

Elementary, My Dear Investor: Is It Time to Pawn Your Granny's Gold?

Wed 30 April, 2025 14:15
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Amidst market turmoil, a Shelby Company Limited guide to leveraging Roth conversions for tax-free gains, upfront costs, and legacy planning. By order of the Peaky Blinders. image

Volatility? Opportunity Knocks: Roth Conversions for the Cunning Investor

Wed 30 April, 2025 13:40
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Goldman Sachs suggests the stock market is rebounding from tariff anxieties, but is it a true love or just a rebound relationship before a potential economic downturn? Asking for a friend... and my shoe budget. image

Is the Bull Market Back in Town, or Just a Fling? A Girl's Gotta Wonder...

Wed 30 April, 2025 14:08
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Novak Djokovic serves up a humorous and insightful analysis of today's top financial news, from market dips to tech earnings, with a touch of his signature wit and wisdom. image

Djokovic's Deuce on Wall Street: A Champion's Take on Tumbling Titans!

Wed 30 April, 2025 13:10
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