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New tariffs could send car prices soaring, impacting both new and used vehicles, leaving families feeling the pinch. Is this what 'family' looks like? image

Family Values or Fool's Gold? Trump's Tariffs Are About to Slam the Brakes on Your Ride!

Mon 07 April, 2025 17:21
4 minutes to read

Analysis suggests new and used car prices in the U.S. will increase significantly due to President Trump's auto tariffs, impacting consumers and the automotive industry. image

Bazinga Are Car Prices About to Explode Thanks to Presidential Tariffs!

Mon 07 April, 2025 17:21
3 minutes to read

Shrek reports on the wild stock market swings, tariff threats, and a whole lot of financial ogre-whelm. image

What in Tarnation is Going on With These Stocks?! Shrek Investigates!

Mon 07 April, 2025 17:10
2 minutes to read

A whirlwind day on Wall Street sees steel surging, automakers sinking, and tech titans trembling under the weight of tariffs and trade war fears. Iron Man weighs in with his uniquely sarcastic perspective. image

Is Trump Tanking the Stock Market! Or Is There a Stark Industries Solution?

Mon 07 April, 2025 17:10
3 minutes to read

Katniss Everdeen reports on Wells Fargo's investment advice amidst market volatility, tariffs, and potential recession. Can district investors survive? image

Is the Stock Market Rigged Like the Hunger Games?! Find Out How to Survive!

Mon 07 April, 2025 18:13
3 minutes to read

Shopify's Tobi Lutke is pushing employees to embrace AI or explain why they can't, hinting at a future where humans and AI work (or compete) side-by-side, possibly leading to more 'downsizing'. image

Say My Name...to AI! Shopify CEO Demands Employees Prove They're Not Obsolete!

Mon 07 April, 2025 18:16
3 minutes to read

Shopify's Tobi Lutke is pushing employees to embrace AI, suggesting it could replace the need for more hires, leading to questions about job security and the future of work. image

Shopify CEO Says Use AI or Get Out! Is This My Cue to Cook Up Some Tech?

Mon 07 April, 2025 18:16
2 minutes to read

BlackRock CEO Larry Fink warns of a potential recession, citing concerns from business leaders and the impact of past tariff policies on inflation. image

Recession Already Here?! BlackRock CEO Says Canary Is Sick!

Mon 07 April, 2025 18:14
2 minutes to read

Borat investigates how banks might be short-changing investors with Certificate of Deposit choices, revealing a strategy to potentially earn more by choosing longer-term CDs and paying early withdrawal penalties. image

CDs Are Not Always Your Friend! Is Bank Screwing You Over With This One Weird Trick?!

Mon 07 April, 2025 16:09
2 minutes to read

Rick Sanchez gives his utterly unbiased and totally sober take on Jim Cramer's Wall Street wisdom amidst Trump's tariff turmoil. Spoiler alert: things might get schwifty. image

Jim Cramer Says Hold On Tight! Are We Screwed?!

Mon 07 April, 2025 16:12
2 minutes to read