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Snoop Dogg breaks down Peter Navarro's optimistic spin on the latest GDP report, with a side of gin and juice. image
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GDP Dip? No Biggie, Says My Main Man Navarro - Fo Shizzle!

  • Wed 30 April, 2025 15:54
  • 2 minutes to read
A look at how Amazon is navigating Trump's tariffs and a surprising detente between two powerful figures, from the eyes of Rambo. image
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Trump and Bezos: From 'Bozo' to 'Good Guy' - Did Amazon Survive?

  • Wed 30 April, 2025 17:00
  • 3 minutes to read
Wonder Woman dissects the automotive tariff situation, finding a silver lining but urging continued vigilance for American jobs and fair trade. image
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Trump's Tariff Tango: Is the Auto Industry Doing the Amazonian Conga?

  • Wed 30 April, 2025 17:25
  • 4 minutes to read
A chilling report from the front lines of the AI wars, where even Doctor Evil is starting to sweat as tech stocks plummet and recession looms. Can my army of AI-powered sharks still take over the world? image
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AI Stocks Take a Nasty Fall: Is My Plan for World Domination Doomed?

  • Wed 30 April, 2025 17:26
  • 3 minutes to read
A whirlwind tour of today's trading floor, where fortunes rise, fall, and sometimes just vanish faster than a Decepticon attack. image
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Midday Market Mayhem! Etsy Stumbles, Seagate Surges, and Snap... Snaps!

  • Wed 30 April, 2025 17:32
  • 2 minutes to read
A logical analysis of recent stock market activity, highlighting the erratic behavior of various companies in response to economic uncertainties. image
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Fascinating Market Fluctuations: A Vulcan's View on Wall Street's Whims

  • Wed 30 April, 2025 17:32
  • 2 minutes to read
RFK Jr.'s HHS overhaul slashes funding for minority health offices, potentially widening health disparities. A disturbing ripple in the Force, this is. image
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Health Equity Fading? A Dark Side Grows at HHS, Hmmm?

  • Wed 30 April, 2025 17:37
  • 2 minutes to read
Donald Trump deflects blame for a contracting economy onto Joe Biden, mirroring past tactics and raising eyebrows among experts. Just like blaming bugs on Clippy! image
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Trump Blames Biden for Economy, Sounds Like My Old Windows Days

  • Wed 30 April, 2025 18:26
  • 2 minutes to read
Donald Trump shifts blame to Joe Biden for the Q1 2025 economic contraction, despite evidence pointing to his own policies. image
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Trump Blames Biden for Economy: A DOS Error or User Error?

  • Wed 30 April, 2025 18:26
  • 3 minutes to read
Elon Musk's Department of Government Efficiency (DOGE) claims of massive savings are under scrutiny, and your girl Kim K has some thoughts (and maybe a selfie or two) on the situation. image
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Elon's DOGE Did WHAT?! Kim K Weighs In On Musk's 'Savings' and White House Drama! ??

  • Wed 30 April, 2025 18:05
  • 3 minutes to read

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