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Cartman reports on Trump's tariffs on Cambodia and why it's totally lame and won't bring jobs back to the US, but will totally screw over poor people and raise prices for Americans. Respect my authoritah! image

Screw You Guys I'm Slapping Tariffs On Cambodia?!

Tue 08 April, 2025 12:17
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Yautja weighs in on Morgan Stanley's upgrade of Charles Schwab amidst recession fears, finding the stock a worthy prey in uncertain markets. image

Schwab Stock Upgrade Predator Says Its Time to Hunt Defensive Plays!

Tue 08 April, 2025 11:48
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Morgan Stanley upgrades Charles Schwab amidst economic uncertainty, citing defensive revenue streams and earnings growth potential. Is this really the Sulaco of investment firms? image

Recession Fears Grip Wall Street! Is Charles Schwab the Only Safe Bet?

Tue 08 April, 2025 11:48
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Walgreens reports better-than-expected earnings amidst a buyout, cost cuts, and a dash of financial wizardry. Can they escape the Shadow of retail woes? image

Walgreens Saved by a Wizard?! Shocking Turn of Events!

Tue 08 April, 2025 12:27
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Walgreens reports better-than-expected earnings amidst privatization, cost cuts, and a challenging market landscape. Will they find their Triforce of Courage, Wisdom, and Power? image

Walgreens Just Pulled a Zelda! Is This Game Over?!

Tue 08 April, 2025 12:27
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Mario dives into the latest trade tensions between the U.S. and China, with a uniquely 'Super' perspective. image

Mamma Mia! Is This Trade War Gonna Mushroom Into Something Bigger?!

Tue 08 April, 2025 12:15
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KeyBanc downgrades AMD citing tariff risks, price competition, and potential struggles against Nvidia and Intel, leading to a significant drop in stock value. Hulk not happy! image

AMD Stock CRUSHED! Hulk SMASHES Bad News for Chipmaker!

Tue 08 April, 2025 10:02
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Hulk analyzes KeyBanc's downgrade of AMD, potential risks, and why Hulk thinks everyone needs to calm down! PUNY analysts! image

AMD Stock CRASHING?! Hulk SMASHES Analyst's Grim Prediction!

Tue 08 April, 2025 10:02
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Walmart+ membership program gains traction, potentially insulating the retail giant from tariff turmoil and driving e-commerce growth. image

Walmart Plus Saves the Day! Can This Membership Program Shield Us From Tariff Trouble?!

Tue 08 April, 2025 09:30
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Captain America investigates how Walmart+ is helping the retail giant navigate tariff turmoil and maintain customer loyalty during uncertain economic times. image

Walmart Plus To The Rescue! Can It Save America From Tariffgeddon?

Tue 08 April, 2025 09:30
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