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Zuckerberg and his crew are swimming in cash, even if their Reality Labs are still a bit of a virtual 'D'oh!' image

Eat My Shorts, Wall Street! Meta's Makin' Bank (Again!)

Wed 30 April, 2025 22:16
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Microsoft's shares surge thanks to a killer quarter powered by Azure and a surprisingly optimistic forecast, leaving investors feeling shagadelic! image

Microsoft's Groovy Gains: Azure's the Name, AI's the Game, Yeah Baby!

Wed 30 April, 2025 22:24
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I, Taylor Swift, delve into the financial advice of experts on how much money you should actually keep in your checking account, sprinkled with some relatable Swiftie wisdom. image

Checking Account Balance Blues: Should You 'Shake It Off' or 'Begin Again'?

Wed 30 April, 2025 18:12
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Even a Man of Steel needs a financial shield! BlackRock suggests diversification is key in today's turbulent markets. Here's how to build a portfolio stronger than a locomotive, faster than a speeding bullet, and able to leap tall recessions in a single bound! image

Up, Up, and Away From Market Volatility! Superman's Guide to Diversifying Your Portfolio

Wed 30 April, 2025 19:06
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Michael Jordan weighs in on the ludicrous housing market where 'starter homes' now cost a cool million in hundreds of U.S. cities. image

Million-Dollar 'Starter Homes'? Seriously? Even I Wouldn't Pay That!

Wed 30 April, 2025 19:41
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Xcel Energy's (XEL) stock shows potential for a bullish breakout, forming inverse head-and-shoulders patterns and demonstrating a history of recovering from declines, suggesting a possible run toward new all-time highs. image

Xcel Energy: Ready to Shift Gears and Break Records? Family Always Recovers!

Wed 30 April, 2025 18:45
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Sheldon Cooper dissects the White House's claims of rapid progress in trade negotiations with India, questioning the very fabric of 'Trump Time' and its implications for global economics. image

Bazinga! Trade Winds Blowing at Ludicrous Speed (or "Trump Time")!

Wed 30 April, 2025 18:34
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Ogre-sized volatility got you down? Shrek's here with swamp-tested wisdom and stock tips that'll make you say, 'That'll do, Donkey. That'll do.' image

Get Outta My Swamp... and Into These Stocks: Shrek's Guide to Surviving the Trump Trade Pendulum!

Wed 30 April, 2025 19:15
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Iron Man examines why cruise lines are facing choppy waters despite the appeal of value vacations in uncertain economic times. image

Cruise Control Failure? Stark Analysis of Cruise Line Concerns

Wed 30 April, 2025 20:04
3 minutes to read

Reality Labs bleeds billions as Zuckerberg's VR dream faces harsh realities, leaving some workers out in the cold. Sounds familiar, doesn't it? image

Meta's Metaverse Meltdown: More Like a Mockingjay Than a Money Maker!

Wed 30 April, 2025 20:10
3 minutes to read