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Leela reports on the temporary reduction of tariffs on Chinese electronics, potentially boosting the stock market and giving American companies a breather. image

Good News Everyone! Lower Tariffs on Chinese Electronics Could Save Your Butt!

Mon 14 April, 2025 14:03
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OPEC reduces oil demand forecasts due to Trump's tariffs, creating a ripple effect that could change everything we thought we knew about the crude reality. image

Did Trump's Tariffs Just Break the Matrix of Oil Prices?!

Mon 14 April, 2025 13:50
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Ex-FTC Chair Lina Khan claims Facebook panicked and used a 'buy-or-bury' strategy with Instagram and WhatsApp, leading to an FTC trial that could force Meta to divest them. Sounds like someone's been Hail to the king, baby! image

Facebook Scared Stiff! Did Zuckerberg Just Buy His Way Out of Trouble?

Mon 14 April, 2025 13:49
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Shrek gives his two cents on why some fancy-pants analyst thinks Stellantis is gonna take a nosedive, and why you should probably stick to investing in good ol' onions. image

What in Tarnation is Happening to Stellantis Stock?! Donkey's Got a Better Investment Plan!

Mon 14 April, 2025 10:43
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Tony Stark dives into the stock market's wild swings, tariff tensions, and the murky future of 2025 earnings, offering a Stark-sized dose of reality and humor. image

Is the Stock Market Doomed?! Iron Man's Take on the Economic Rollercoaster!

Mon 14 April, 2025 11:01
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Katniss Everdeen reports on the New York Stock Exchange's resilience during recent market volatility, finding a surprising parallel to surviving the Hunger Games: it's all about adapting and staying sharp! image

The Market is on FIRE! But is it Catching or Mockingjay?

Mon 14 April, 2025 12:25
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Dwight K. Schrute reports on the impending legal battle between Meta and the FTC, a trial that could decide the fate of Instagram and WhatsApp, and the future of personal social networking as we know it. image

Will Zuck Lose His Pants! Meta Faces Judgment Day!

Mon 14 April, 2025 12:20
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Analysts breathe a sigh of relief as Apple dodges a tariff bullet, but underlying growth concerns linger like the smell of meth in a lab. image

Apple Avoids the Gale of Trump's Tariffs, But is it Really a Win?!

Mon 14 April, 2025 12:21
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Time's running out to file your taxes, fellas! Get an extension, claim those refunds, and avoid those pesky IRS penalties. Giggity! image

Tax Deadline Panic?! Giggity Giggity Let's Talk About Extensions and Refunds!

Mon 14 April, 2025 11:55
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Delta and Frontier Airlines pull back their 2025 outlooks, citing economic uncertainty and weaker demand, signaling potential turbulence ahead for the airline industry and cheaper flights for lucky peasants like Brian. image

Airlines Are Doomed Are You Ready To Fly Coach To Oblivion?!

Mon 14 April, 2025 12:01
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