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Ace Ventura dives deep into the Salesforce stock situation, where analysts are squawking and CEO Marc Benioff is betting big on Agentforce. Is it a stroke of genius or a face full of skunk? image

Salesforce Under Siege? Alllllrighty Then! Ace Investigates the Wall Street Kerfuffle!

Thu 29 May, 2025 18:15
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Mr. Bean investigates how Trump's trade policies are making international investments look more attractive than a cup of tea on a rainy day, and why even I'm considering diversifying my collection of rubber ducks. image

Wot?! Trump's Tariffs Send Investors Scrambling Like Teddy at the Seaside!

Thu 29 May, 2025 18:17
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Sarah Connor reports on Meta and Anduril's unholy alliance to arm the military with virtual reality, because apparently, Skynet wasn't scary enough. image

Judgment Day Just Got an Upgrade: Meta and Anduril Team Up to Build Killer VR for the Army

Thu 29 May, 2025 17:34
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Industry experts project non-alcoholic beer will surge, possibly overtaking ale, as more people, especially youngsters, choose sobriety or 'damp lifestyles.' Even celebrities are jumping on the bandwagon, but Tony Montana still prefers the real stuff! image

Say Hello to My Little... Non-Alcoholic Beer! It's Taking Over, You Know?

Thu 29 May, 2025 17:55
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Amazon launches a new hardware and software innovation team, 'ZeroOne,' led by ex-Microsoft Xbox guru J Allard, aiming to chart unexplored territories in consumer tech, while simultaneously trimming sails in other devices divisions. image

Savvy Tech or Davy Jones' Locker? Amazon's New 'ZeroOne' Crew Sets Sail!

Thu 29 May, 2025 17:01
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Nike's Fighting a Losing Battle? Chuck Norris Says It's Time to Roundhouse Kick the Competition!

Thu 29 May, 2025 18:02
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A wild ride on Wall Street: AI companies surge, Musk escapes government work, and tariffs cause turbulence. image

Good News Everyone! Stocks Soar, Dive, and Fly Like Bender After Too Much Booze!

Thu 29 May, 2025 18:14
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E.l.f. Beauty's acquisition of Rhode, coupled with stellar earnings, sends Wall Street into a frenzy, prompting analysts to question if this is reality or just another layer of the Matrix. image

E.l.f. Beauty Takes the Red Pill: A Billion-Dollar Leap of Faith!

Thu 29 May, 2025 17:54
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Daenerys Targaryen reports on Elon Musk's attempts to interfere with a major AI deal, his ongoing feud with Sam Altman, and the implications for the future of artificial intelligence. image

Elon Musk, the Disruptor of Deals, Faces the Dragon Queen's Wrath!

Thu 29 May, 2025 18:00
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Donald Trump meets with Federal Reserve Chair Jerome Powell, but monetary policy discussions remain carefully off the table, amidst tariff tensions and economic uncertainty. image

Trump's Fed Tango: A Delicate Dance on the Global Stage

Thu 29 May, 2025 17:44
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